"Sensitive Song" from Larry O'Keefe's "COPS: The Musical"
She smells like rain,
And she tastes like champagne.
She's got a special smile
That makes her intentions plain.
She makes me ache
With all the love that we make.
She makes me dream wide awake.
And that's why I'm dumpin' you,
Bitch.
That's why I'm out the door.
She is a perfect angel,
You're a skanky, skanky whore.
A skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore.
She's not annoyed
When I can't stay employed.
She never calls me pervert
If I wanna take a Polaroid.
She's a fuck machine,
Yeah, she just turned eighteen.
She buys me methamphetamine.
And that's why I'm dumpin' you,
Beeyatch.
That's why I'm out the door.
Go on and throw that toaster,
'Cause you're still a skanky whore.
A skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky whore.
Yeah, you skank them at the truck stops
And at the tattoo shops.
And it don't make you an actress
Just because you been on "Cops".
And, sure, you finished college,
Well, whoop de fuckin' doo.
If I blew all my teachers, I'd a finished college too.
Yeah, that's why I'm dumpin you,
Bizzatch.
That's why I'm out the door.
I'm sorry she's your sister,
But you're still a skanky whore.
She is a little bit skanky too,
...But you're a whole lot more.
You creepy, cranky,
Stinky, stanky,
Skanky skanky whore.
You whore.
Whore.
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I heard O'Keefe perform this song last week at Harvard. Just thought I should share.
