Laugh o' the day department: Sometimes when the scintillating repartee of HHW is simply too much, I dumb myself down and go to the Musicians' posts on Portland Craigslist. Well, there's one hilarious argument going right now between some guy from Vancouver (WA) who hates Portland and others who are defending Portland, all in their own incapable-of-spelling, ignorant way.

So, here's my laugh--the Vancouver guy (ALL IN CAPS, OF COURSE) said no one famous ever came from Portland, whereas LOTS of famous folk hail from Vancouver, including (wait for it) Geno Vaneli (sic), who, according to this genius, was in Quicksilver Messenger Service and went on to a solo career. Some marginally informed person responded that this dope was thinking of Dino Valente, which just totally cracked me up. (Not to mention that Gino of course is from Canada, though he does now call Portland his home).