And I believe I "witnessed" my favorite audition so far this year during the course of today's session. It would take a while to describe exactly what happened, so instead I will describe it in the following list of "Do Nots"...
-DO NOT ever think that you can find the starting pitch on your own.
-DO NOT ever think that singing along with the movie soundtrack is the same thing as singing with a pianist.
-DO NOT ever assume the music you bought is in the same key.
-DO NOT cut out the exact 16 measures of your sheet music you're going to sing, then give them to the pianist in a "puzzle" that needs to be taped to the piano in order to be readable.
-DO NOT ever place money of any sort (coinage, bills, etc.) on the table in front of the casting agents during the course of your audition.
And, finally,
most importantly...
-DO NOT ever leave the room, and then ask the monitor, "What do you do when the pianist can not play your music"?
YES! All of the above happened - or rather did not happen - during the course of one 16-bar, 20-second audition today.
