Like Kathy Griffin, I'm going straight to hell department: I donate my services to retirement homes around this time of year. I was playing at a place today and one of the residents was this surly old guy who just kept spewing insult after insult as I played, something I'd really never encountered before (most of these elderly people are more than grateful that someone comes to play for them). So after one of his tirades I looked right at him and said, "If you're going to keep being mean, I'm simply going to leave. I don't need to be here." He looked at me like no one had ever had the gumption to talk back to him in all of his 80-plus years. He turned into a model audience member instantly. It was kind of funny.