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Re:THE OLD MAN IS SNORING
« Reply #180 on: January 06, 2008, 05:27:17 PM »

I've revised my prattle plans to try to get to 10,000 posts by the 10th.
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« Reply #181 on: January 06, 2008, 05:27:48 PM »

Makes me sad that we sort-of have to clear away the ornament tree soon.

I did that Friday.  Sigh.  And when I was putting things away, I thought to put some newly acquired ornaments in a storage box that I had not used "this year", and when I opened it, I discovered some treasures I'd forgotten about.  It made me want to redecorate the tree all over again.

Some day I will have several trees...yes, I will!
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« Reply #182 on: January 06, 2008, 05:28:02 PM »

And today's only the 6th, so I'm way ahead of schedule.
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« Reply #183 on: January 06, 2008, 05:28:29 PM »

Herman Melville....indeed.

. . .I was reading MOBY DICK the other day. . .
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« Reply #184 on: January 06, 2008, 05:29:27 PM »

I vow not to clear away the ornament tree until i reach 10,000 posts.
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Re:THE OLD MAN IS SNORING
« Reply #185 on: January 06, 2008, 05:29:54 PM »

TAWDRY EXHIBIT A



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« Reply #186 on: January 06, 2008, 05:31:41 PM »

Do you want myrrh with that?
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« Reply #187 on: January 06, 2008, 05:31:54 PM »

. . .I was reading MOBY DICK the other day. . .

Culture vulture.  8)
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« Reply #188 on: January 06, 2008, 05:31:55 PM »

Almost time for TAR.


Football has caused some delay.

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« Reply #189 on: January 06, 2008, 05:32:07 PM »

Nice boots, DR TCB


Thanks, Jrand.  I am trying to get off The most boring dressed list put out each year by the House of Slingblade.
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« Reply #190 on: January 06, 2008, 05:32:12 PM »

Football has caused some delay.

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As per usual.  :P
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« Reply #191 on: January 06, 2008, 05:33:04 PM »

Thanks, Jrand.  I am trying to get off The most boring dressed list put out each year by the House of Slingblade.

I am on that list as issued by the House of Pancakes.  ;D
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« Reply #192 on: January 06, 2008, 05:33:22 PM »

What a myrrhful lot we all are today.
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« Reply #193 on: January 06, 2008, 05:33:53 PM »

DR FJL - there is a malaise sweeping the country that Skip may have gotten caught up in.....
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« Reply #194 on: January 06, 2008, 05:34:03 PM »

Some day I will have several trees...yes, I will!

The Oakland Christmas Forest!

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« Reply #195 on: January 06, 2008, 05:34:39 PM »

Well, slap my behind and call me frankincense...I don't have to do anything about jurdy duty until 11 a.m.  They canceled the 8:30 a.m. call.

If I don't get called by the end of the day, I'm free for another year.
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« Reply #196 on: January 06, 2008, 05:34:40 PM »

HDTV does no favors to Lesley Stahl or Mike Wallace who looks about 200 years old.....
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« Reply #197 on: January 06, 2008, 05:35:09 PM »

Judge Jurdy?
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« Reply #198 on: January 06, 2008, 05:35:28 PM »

The Oakland Christmas Forest!

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Oh, it will likely be in Johnston SC rather than Oakland.

But...you never know is what I always say.  Yessir, you never know.

What do any of you always say?
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« Reply #199 on: January 06, 2008, 05:36:24 PM »

Jrand - Is this the Edna St. Vincent Malaise that's affectinmg people who deal in rhyme and poetry, or the other malaise where you puke your guts out?
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« Reply #200 on: January 06, 2008, 05:36:45 PM »

Sometimes we need the HHW White-Out.
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« Reply #201 on: January 06, 2008, 05:37:11 PM »

Jrand - Is this the Edna St. Vincent Malaise that's affectinmg people who deal in rhyme and poetry, or the other malaise where you puke your guts out?

Good golly Moses....is there no "in-between"?
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« Reply #202 on: January 06, 2008, 05:37:44 PM »

Jrand - Is this the Edna St. Vincent Malaise that's affectinmg people who deal in rhyme and poetry, or the other malaise where you puke your guts out?

It's maleis I brought home from Hawaii two summers ago.  8)
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« Reply #203 on: January 06, 2008, 05:38:20 PM »

Skip isn't feeling well today, so i must do the dog-walking.

Couldn't you do the leading and let Toby and Dylan do the walking?

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« Reply #204 on: January 06, 2008, 05:38:20 PM »

Good golly Moses....is there no "in-between"?

That's what I always say.   :D
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« Reply #205 on: January 06, 2008, 05:39:13 PM »

I was thinking about the posters over on that other board that were mentioned yesterday.

Is it something like this:

Drop dead, dumbass.  ;D
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« Reply #206 on: January 06, 2008, 05:39:33 PM »

See the smiley DOES make all the difference.
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« Reply #207 on: January 06, 2008, 05:39:44 PM »

. . .I was reading MOBY DICK the other day. . .

Is that a euphemism?
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« Reply #208 on: January 06, 2008, 05:40:18 PM »

I hear Andy Rooney (who isn't very glamorous in HD either) so it must be nearly time for TAR.
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« Reply #209 on: January 06, 2008, 05:40:35 PM »

What do any of you always say?

Blame Jose!

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