Topic: PREAMBLE (Read 32782 times)

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #120 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:24:45 AM »

Oof-tah!

Matt H. · « **Reply #121 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:25:19 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on January 08, 2008, 08:23:01 AM

PREAMBLE:

We the Members of HainesHisWay.com, in Order to form a more perfect Forum, establish Trusslessness, insure abject Civility, provide for the common nonsense, promote the menial Wordplay, and secure the Highest Posting Numbers for ourselves and our Posterors, do ordain and establish this Confabulation for the .Com of Haines His Way.

Best thing I've read here in quite awhile.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #122 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:25:46 AM »

Ooh! Ooh! I started

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Matt H. · « **Reply #123 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:26:19 AM »

Now I'm REALLY going!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #124 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:27:46 AM »

People come, people go...

...why, it's just like the Grand Hotel.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #125 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Matt H. on January 08, 2008, 08:26:19 AM

Now I'm REALLY going!

Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee,
Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee,
Tho' it's hard to part I know,
I'll be tickled to death to go.
Don't cry-ee, dont sigh-ee,
there's a silver lining in the sky-ee,
Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nap-poo, toodle-oo, Goodbye-ee.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #126 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:32:59 AM »

I'm feeling a tad nostalgic this morning.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #127 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:33:47 AM »

The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me,
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling,
For you but not for me.
Oh death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Oh grave, thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me.

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #128 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:00:53 AM »

Loved the preamble Ron!

DakotaCelt · « **Reply #129 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:02:10 AM »

Need to dash to work...

Have a good day!

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #130 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:05:27 AM »

I wonder if anything is happening in parkinglotland.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #131 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:08:32 AM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on January 08, 2008, 09:05:27 AM

I wonder if anything is happening in parkinglotland.

Things are awfully quiet about that, thus far.

bk · « **Reply #132 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:08:55 AM »

Good morning, good day, how are you this beautiful day? I am up.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #133 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:09:09 AM »

Good Morning! Good Afternoon!

I'm up, I'm up...

...And I guess I should hit "Post" instead of sitting here like so much fish...

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #134 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:10:04 AM »

I'm a bit sneezy/snuffly today. Don't know if it's the weather system or what.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #135 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:10:50 AM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on January 08, 2008, 09:09:09 AM

Good Morning! Good Afternoon!

I'm up, I'm up...

...And I guess I should hit "Post" instead of sitting here like so much fish...

We were all wondering when that would happen this morning.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #136 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:12:23 AM »

I figured you were being weighed down by something....like a Monkey Cake...or Levain Cookies.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #137 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:13:35 AM »

As for Shia LaBeouf... He had his own Vanity Fair cover last year...

...And he even hosted "Saturday Night Live" last season too.

As for Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana), well... She's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter. However, he's not really milking that fact to his own advantage.

bk · « **Reply #138 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:14:17 AM »

Just to show you the state of publishing these days, Jeanne is reading a Val McDermid book (indeed a good writer - I have many of her mysteries). In her book The Mermaids Singing, there is an epilog. The book came out. Many were stumped by the ending of the epilog in mid-dialog at the end of the epilog's second page. Calls were made. Postings were posted. And in one of the kookiest spoos of publishing, no one at the publisher apparently looked at the book once it was printed, including Miss McDermid, or surely they would have realized there were five more pages to the epilog that simply were missing from the book. Copies were recalled from stores and the complete version was sent to replace them.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #139 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:14:29 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on January 08, 2008, 09:12:23 AM

I figured you were being weighed down by something....like a Monkey Cake...or Levain Cookies.

I actually have yet to have a Levain cookie in 2008. And I've been Monkey Cake free for at least 48 hours.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #140 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:16:30 AM »

DR RonPulliam - How come I didn't know until now that you had YOUR OWN WEBSITE!?!?!?

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #141 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:17:36 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on January 08, 2008, 09:10:04 AM

I'm a bit sneezy/snuffly today. Don't know if it's the weather system or what.

Is there a day when you're not sneezy/snuffly?

<snark>

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #142 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:24:41 AM »

....

The weather guy on NY1 just stated the following:

"If today was July 8, and we were 30 degrees above normal, it would be 127 degrees."

-It's all about perspective.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #143 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:29:20 AM »

-Although, is 97 degrees normal for July 8? Hmm...

S. Woody White · « **Reply #144 on:** January 08, 2008, 09:29:44 AM »

Quote from: bk on January 08, 2008, 12:19:50 AM

And the word of the day is: CLIOMETRICS!

Gepetto was very proud of his pet fish, who used CLIOMETRICS to help compile the data for her book about the history and travels of the great whale Monstro.