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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #120 on: December 24, 2004, 04:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Danise on December 24, 2004, 03:51:20 PM


Too Late, Santa is now in England.  He's a fast mover!


That's what the reindeer say! :D
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #121 on: December 24, 2004, 04:07:27 PM »
Hmm, just noticed that my last post was #99.  Does something special happen when I reach 100?  Let's find out...
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #122 on: December 24, 2004, 04:07:58 PM »
...or maybe 101?
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« Reply #123 on: December 24, 2004, 04:08:21 PM »
Let's do the Santa Claus Polka, shall we?

BK,

The 3 French Hens are dancing the Can Can in the jacuzzi and making a mess of the place!
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #124 on: December 24, 2004, 04:08:59 PM »
Yay!!!
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #125 on: December 24, 2004, 04:09:13 PM »
Quote from: François de Paris on December 24, 2004, 04:02:17 PM
The Christmas Song
(Torme-Wells)
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like eskimos

Everybody knows some tofu and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright


DRFrancois, is this the vegetarian version?
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #126 on: December 24, 2004, 04:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on December 24, 2004, 04:07:58 PM
...or maybe 101?

You make one pretty dalmatian! Woof! ;)
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #127 on: December 24, 2004, 04:11:07 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on December 24, 2004, 03:37:57 PM
Actually, DRFrancois, about a month ago, I posted that if anyone wanted a copy of my Christmas CD, they should PM me their address and I'd send them one.  No one responded!  

I handed out a couple at Bruce's Dec. 6 reading, and I mailed a few to other DRs whose addresses I had.  If you'd like one, let me know.

Well, dear Elmore, I think you have MY address!!!

So how were the throngs at B&N today?
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #128 on: December 24, 2004, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on December 24, 2004, 04:08:59 PM
Yay!!!

Ohmigod, now that she's no longer a newbie, she'll be impossible!  

By the way, DRGinny, I loved today's snowy shot.  It conjured up memories of my brother Tom and me trudging up Central Avenue to Wilson Elementary School!
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #129 on: December 24, 2004, 04:12:16 PM »
Congratulations DRGINNY.

LOL DRFRANCOIS!  Yes, in that order!

Sounds like everything is on schedule for the Kimmel Klatch.
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #130 on: December 24, 2004, 04:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on December 24, 2004, 04:11:07 PM
Well, dear Elmore, I think you have MY address!!!

So how were the throngs at B&N today?

Busy, busy, busy!  Actually, all, except for one sour woman trying to jump the cashier line, were pleasant and friendly.  The lines were enormous, but the store manages traffic control very well and I think the longest anyone had to wait in line was 7 minutes.  All the customers seemed quite happy about that.  

Every employee I spoke to remarked how quickly the day passed.

DRGinny, I thought I gave you the Christmas compilation when you were here in November.  My mind is turning to floop.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2004, 04:17:01 PM by elmore3003 »
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #131 on: December 24, 2004, 04:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on December 24, 2004, 04:11:07 PM
Well, dear Elmore, I think you have MY address!!!

So how were the throngs at B&N today?

When I just read this I thought it said "So how were the thongs at B&N today?"  I think we all know that thongs are NOT the official undergarments here at haineshisway.com, therefore they should not be the undergarments at B&N.
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #132 on: December 24, 2004, 04:18:00 PM »
Quote from: JRand54 on December 24, 2004, 04:12:16 PM

Sounds like everything is on schedule for the Kimmel Klatch.

Please post photos of the Big Event!
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #133 on: December 24, 2004, 04:20:58 PM »
Quote from: François de Paris on December 24, 2004, 04:08:21 PM
Let's do the Santa Claus Polka, shall we?

BK,

The 3 French Hens are dancing the Can Can in the jacuzzi and making a mess of the place!

I'll try to Polka, if you lead.
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #134 on: December 24, 2004, 04:21:51 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on December 24, 2004, 03:37:57 PM
Actually, DRFrancois, about a month ago, I posted that if anyone wanted a copy of my Christmas CD, they should PM me their address and I'd send them one.  No one responded!  

I handed out a couple at Bruce's Dec. 6 reading, and I mailed a few to other DRs whose addresses I had.  If you'd like one, let me know.

Larry,

I stand corrected, even though I was not being controversial -- gee! i love that word; controversial! --

I do remember your offer and I guess we thought that if we favourably answered you, you'd be spending way too much money on us!

Michael Moore's cd is fun too!
It has:

W's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire!  :o

A Kerry Christmas To You!

and a US Soldier song:
I'll Be Home For Xmas -- I Hope!

Anyway!

Happy Holidays!
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« Reply #135 on: December 24, 2004, 04:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Danise on December 24, 2004, 04:20:58 PM
I'll try to Polka, if you lead.

I can't!

Only Rudolph leads tonight! :D
And Rudolph knows how to Polka!
Oomm Pah Pah.....
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #136 on: December 24, 2004, 04:26:23 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on December 24, 2004, 04:16:34 PM
Busy, busy, busy!  Actually, all, except for one sour woman trying to jump the cashier line, were pleasant and friendly.  The lines were enormous, but the store manages traffic control very well and I think the longest anyone had to wait in line was 7 minutes.  All the customers seemed quite happy about that.  

Every employee I spoke to remarked how quickly the day passed.

DRGinny, I thought I gave you the Christmas compilation when you were here in November.  My mind is turning to floop.

Hummm

Ginny's trying to "jump the line" and get an extra one! ;D
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #137 on: December 24, 2004, 04:26:57 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on December 24, 2004, 03:37:57 PM
Actually, DRFrancois, about a month ago, I posted that if anyone wanted a copy of my Christmas CD, they should PM me their address and I'd send them one.  No one responded!  

I handed out a couple at Bruce's Dec. 6 reading, and I mailed a few to other DRs whose addresses I had.  If you'd like one, let me know.

I guess I missed the post. Count me in, DR Elmore. You have my address.

Speaking of food... DD and I had a very cheap lunch earlier today. We went to California Pizza Kitchen where we had a coupon for a free appetizer. This we got.(Spinach & Artichoke Dip w chips).  DD ordered potato leek soup, which she didn't like (way too thick) so it was sent back. Her salad was fine - until she found a hair in it. Back - no charge, of course. And, to make up for the hair anguish, a coupon for a free appetizer at some future time. Total bill for two soups, (one returned), one appetizer (free) a salad (mostly eaten, but returned) and a Diet Coke - $5. (But I left a tip for what would have been the bill before all this - so the tip was almost as large as the total).
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #138 on: December 24, 2004, 04:29:05 PM »
Quote from: bk on December 24, 2004, 04:17:18 PM
When I just read this I thought it said "So how were the thongs at B&N today?"  I think we all know that thongs are NOT the official undergarments here at haineshisway.com, therefore they should not be the undergarments at B&N.

B&N does NOT care for undergarments since it stands for Bare & Nude!
No?!
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #139 on: December 24, 2004, 04:40:19 PM »
Craig has arrived.  :D  We will be leaving soon to pick Bryan up from the airport.  :D

I'm baking cookies & must run.

Merry Christmas!!
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« Reply #140 on: December 24, 2004, 04:40:36 PM »
I do believe the underwear of choice at the B&N I frequent is white cotton underpants, although today, Andrew, one of our holiday help, stooped to retrieve a book and showed all the first floor employees the top of his plaid boxers!  He will be reprimanded.
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #141 on: December 24, 2004, 04:40:38 PM »
I didn't know that Meat Loaf had a Christmas CD.  I shall have get it.
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« Reply #142 on: December 24, 2004, 04:41:28 PM »
Merry Christmas, Jane!  How happy you must be!  
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #143 on: December 24, 2004, 04:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Jane on December 24, 2004, 04:40:19 PM
Craig has arrived.  :D  We will be leaving soon to pick Bryan up from the airport.  :D

I'm baking cookies & must run.

Merry Christmas!!

Nurse Jane, what a fantastic Christmas present!  
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« Reply #144 on: December 24, 2004, 04:46:56 PM »
FELIZ NAVIDAD, AMIGAS Y AMIGOS!

(I’m Dreaming of a)
White Christmas



The sun is shining, the grass is green
The orange and palm trees sway,
Theres never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, L.A.
But its December the 24th
And I am longing to be up north.

Im dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

Im dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.




© 1942, Words & Music by Irving Berlin
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« Reply #145 on: December 24, 2004, 04:47:29 PM »
Merry Christmas all! Just got back from the store. We bought my mom White Christmas on DVD so I will be acquiring the tape for the time being. :-) I will try to be around but there is still cookie baking to do! White Christmas just popped up on Itunes and it is making me happy to look out the window and see all this snow! I'll be heading to midnight mass in about 3 1/2 hours so I hopefully won't miss too much of the big holiday party. Ahhh, now it's moved onto Louie singing "When it's Christmastime in New Orleans."
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #146 on: December 24, 2004, 04:54:17 PM »
DR Elmore works at a place called Bare & Nude?

Now I know what puts that skip in his step.
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Re:TWELVE DRUMMERS SITTING AROUND IN THE NUDE AND PLAYING A XYLOPHONE
« Reply #147 on: December 24, 2004, 04:57:12 PM »
I was doing a  google search for Santa and this is what came up. I guess I mistyped.

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« Reply #148 on: December 24, 2004, 04:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Panni on December 24, 2004, 04:26:57 PM
I guess I missed the post. Count me in, DR Elmore. You have my address.

Speaking of food... DD and I had a very cheap lunch earlier today. We went to California Pizza Kitchen where we had a coupon for a free appetizer. This we got.(Spinach & Artichoke Dip w chips).  DD ordered potato leek soup, which she didn't like (way too thick) so it was sent back. Her salad was fine - until she found a hair in it. Back - no charge, of course. And, to make up for the hair anguish, a coupon for a free appetizer at some future time. Total bill for two soups, (one returned), one appetizer (free) a salad (mostly eaten, but returned) and a Diet Coke - $5. (But I left a tip for what would have been the bill before all this - so the tip was almost as large as the total).

You should stop splurging like that on Xmas Eve, Panni!

Are you trying to put on hairs? Err... airs?! ;)
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« Reply #149 on: December 24, 2004, 05:00:37 PM »
Quote from: Noel on December 24, 2004, 04:54:17 PM
DR Elmore works at a place called Bare & Nude?

Now I know what puts that skip in his step.

DRNoel, LOL! ;D ;D ;D

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