My DH keeps complaining about the way we celebrate Valentine's Day here in the States. He says that it's just a "Hallmark Holiday" and protests mightily the fact that there are Valentine's Day cards for your parents, children, uncles, aunts, cousins, postman, teacher, pets etc., etc.....
He says that back in England (the land of all that is good, right and noble.....) valentines are to be given anonymously (that's not spelled right is it?) and in secret, to be discovered by chance in odd places.... and he shouts from the rooftops (really, the neighbors are complaining) that all the Valentine's Day cards are RUINED, RUINED I tell you, by adding the words "Happy Valentine's Day" at the bottom of the card....so I "whited out" the Happy Valentine's Day on the card I gave him