(Sung to the melody of John Brown's Body)
The Pink Porpoise song....
As one pink porpoise popped up the pole
The other pink porpoise popped down (x4)
Chorus
Glory, glory how peculiar!
Glory, glory how peculiar!
Glory, glory how peculiar!
As one pink porpoise popped up the pole
The other pink porpoise popped down!!
As one slick seal slid up the slide
The other slick seal slid down (x4)
Chorus:
Glory, glory how peculiar!
Glory, glory how peculiar!
Glory, glory how peculiar!
As one slick seal slid up the slide
The other slick seal slid down!!
(THe following are additional verses that can be sung in the same fashion as above)
As one pink poodle paddled up the pool
The other pink poodle paddled down . . .
As one hedge hog edged up the hedge
The other hedge hog edged down . . .
As one bed bug bled black blue blood
The other bed bug bled blue . . .
A spider espied a spider,
On another spider's back, ...
One sly snake slid up the slide,
While the other sly snake slid down, ...
One Black bear backed up the bank
While the other black bear backed down
As one striped snipe snuck up the pole
another striped snipe snuck down
As one giggly girl giggled a giggle
another giggly girl giggled too
A busy buzzing bumble bee,
Was busily buzzing by,
One dumb digger dug into the ditch,
While the other dumb digger dug out
One Black bear backed up the bank
While the other black bear backed down
As one red rooster raced up the road
Another red rooster raced down.
A big black bear bit a big black bug
And the big black bug bled blue.
