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Ron Pulliam

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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #180 on: December 23, 2006, 04:30:21 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:28:08 PM
Ron P - Not sure if you're kidding, but it's the one about the hard-of-hearing genie thinking the man who rubbed the lamp asked for a ten-inch pianist.

Not kidding.

Wow!  Deaf, huh?
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« Reply #181 on: December 23, 2006, 04:30:40 PM »
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #182 on: December 23, 2006, 04:33:27 PM »
FJL...that joke reminds me of the one about the princess who found a lamp and wished that her faithful dog would become a handsome prince.

Once they were in bed, the prince said:   "I sure bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered."
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #183 on: December 23, 2006, 04:33:27 PM »
Did I read somewhere that john Barrowman is performing at the Night of a Thousand Crouches or some such festival?
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #184 on: December 23, 2006, 04:33:58 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:33:27 PM
Did I read somewhere that john Barrowman is performing at the Night of a Thousand Crouches or some such festival?


Or, the night on a thousand couches?
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #185 on: December 23, 2006, 04:35:36 PM »
Hmmm. At least one person is missing from that birthday list.  Who could that be now? I wonder.  Well at least I am in good company. I believe BK's brother's birthday is today as well... but I could be mistaken about that.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #186 on: December 23, 2006, 04:35:50 PM »
Ron P - Sofa, so good
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #187 on: December 23, 2006, 04:36:07 PM »
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Did I read somewhere that john Barrowman is performing at the Night of a Thousand Crouches or some such festival?

It's done! It was only a one night... stand!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #188 on: December 23, 2006, 04:39:22 PM »
Happy birthday, Craig.

I believe I met you when you were sitting at a front table taking photos at Amanda Green's act at Birdland a while back.  If so, hi again.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #189 on: December 23, 2006, 04:40:39 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:33:27 PM
Did I read somewhere that john Barrowman is performing at the Night of a Thousand Crouches or some such festival?

Please, don't be crotchety about it! :o
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #190 on: December 23, 2006, 04:40:56 PM »
Happy Birthday DR William F. Orr!!!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #191 on: December 23, 2006, 04:42:04 PM »
BK, I also could not log onto the site this morning. I"m not sure exactly what time it was.  But it was probably around 8am or 9am eastern time.

And it wasn't just a little "too many connections". The site would not load at all. Not the notes, nothing.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #192 on: December 23, 2006, 04:42:40 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:33:27 PM
Did I read somewhere that john Barrowman is performing at the Night of a Thousand Crouches or some such festival?

Well if it's a repeat of how he met his husband, it must be night of a thousand crotches.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #193 on: December 23, 2006, 04:43:35 PM »
Didn't Barrowman end his set with "So Long It's Been good to Know you."
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« Reply #194 on: December 23, 2006, 04:47:22 PM »
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Well if it's a repeat of how he met his husband, it must be night of a thousand crotches.

DR JMK; you're as "bad" as I am!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #195 on: December 23, 2006, 04:47:26 PM »
Barrowman was great in COMPANY in D.C. at the Sondheim Festival, but for some reason kept his undershirt on during "Barcelona."
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #196 on: December 23, 2006, 04:48:02 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:43:35 PM
Didn't Barrowman end his set with "So Long It's Been good to Know you."

No! As Long As He Needs Me! :D
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #197 on: December 23, 2006, 04:48:56 PM »
Gives new meaning to "Someone to hurt you too deep."
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #198 on: December 23, 2006, 04:49:27 PM »
Hey, is this still a family site?
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #199 on: December 23, 2006, 04:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 23, 2006, 04:33:58 PM
Or, the night on a thousand couches?

I think that was while he was still becoming a star.
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« Reply #200 on: December 23, 2006, 04:50:21 PM »
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #201 on: December 23, 2006, 04:50:43 PM »
Happy Birthday Craig and say hello to your Father who has been absent for way too long.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #202 on: December 23, 2006, 04:51:00 PM »
He's as becoming a star as I can imagine.

At last, a clean pun.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #203 on: December 23, 2006, 04:51:30 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:49:27 PM
Hey, is this still a family site?

Well, we're just quoting songs, aren't we?!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #204 on: December 23, 2006, 04:52:53 PM »
Songs sung blue, i guess.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #205 on: December 23, 2006, 04:54:05 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:51:00 PM
He's as becoming a star as I can imagine.

At last, a clean pun.

Where's the pun?? ;)
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #206 on: December 23, 2006, 04:54:08 PM »
A blue Christmas, perhaps.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #207 on: December 23, 2006, 04:54:41 PM »
Quote from: FJL on December 23, 2006, 04:52:53 PM
Songs sung blue, i guess.

Every body knows one!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #208 on: December 23, 2006, 04:55:34 PM »

Red, white and blue!!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #209 on: December 23, 2006, 04:55:39 PM »
Yowza, Skip's putting dinner on the table. Food or posting?

I guess food wins out.  Laters.
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