So, I was asked to do a song at the Barbara Deutsch Do tomorrow night. Additionally, I was asked to write some parody lyrics to Mame. So, I asked her best friend Alison to send me a list of Barbara habits. She did, but way too late for me to write a parody lyric. Meantime, I couldn't figure out what song to sing that would mean anything - then I had a stroke of luck and it came to me that I could just take Alison's list and set it to music. Which I did, quickly. And it's really funny. I actually got everything to scan correctly by just adding a word or two here and there, and moving things around.