Here are the complete notes in Swedish dialect, courtesy of The Dialecticizer:
Vell, deer reeders, I hefe-a deceeded tu vreete-a tudey’s nutes veet a Svedeesh eccent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ooff cuoorse-a, seence-a yuoo’re-a reedeeng zeese-a here-a nutes yuoo vun’t ectooelly be-a eble-a tu “heer” zee eccent, boot beleeefe-a me-a it’s here-a. Joost imegeene-a thet iff I vreete-a “zeese-a here-a nutes” thet yuoo’re-a heereeng “de-a nuteska here-a.” My guudness, I’m elreedy feeleeng Svedeesh, eree’t yuoo? I hefee’t felt thees Svedeesh seence-a I tuuk a Toorkeesh bet und ete-a a French rull. I’m seemply tryeeng tu meke-a heeeneshisvey. Bork bork bork!cum trooly un interneshunel seete-a, und I thuooght Svedeesh ves es guud a vey tu stert oooor Guud Neeeghbur Puleecy es uny. Bork bork bork! I’m feeleeng fery Mex Fun Sydooesqooe-a reeght noo. Hefe-a yuoo ifer felt Mex Fun Sydooesqooe-a? Iff su, hoo deed Mex Fun Sydooesqooe-a feel ebuoot beeeng felt? Speekeeng ooff beeeng felt (oor, in oooor Svedeesh eccent – “Speeks oof beeengska feltska”), yesterdey ves a strungely unpredeectebly unpredeecteble-a dey. Bork bork bork! Fur ixemple-a, I gut up. Thet ves unpredeecteble-a. Zeen my freeend Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Defeed Vechter celled und ve-a inded up hefeeng a leettle-a ierly loonch meeteeng et Ert’s Delee. Effter thet, I hed tu du a foo irrunds, und zeen hed tu du a leettle-a vurk eruoond zee hume-a infurunment, und zeen I hed a tvu-huoor reheersel veet Meess Juun Ryun. Ve-a cunteenooed vurkeeng oon zee petter und she-a sung thruoogh zee rest ooff zee sungs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I inded up cootteeng oone-a-und-a-helff sungs oooot ooff zee secund ect, becoose-a effter heereeng it ell tugezeer, zeey seemply veree’t needed. Bork bork bork! Zee ect seems tu hefe-a a reel neece-a strooctoore-a und trejectury noo. Ve-a’ll hefe-a oone-a mure-a qooeeck sesseeun veet Juhn Busvell, tu roourk a cuoople-a ooff noombers und indeengs, und zeen ve-a’ll begeen stegeeng zee shoo next veek. Effter Juun lefft, I deed a foo mure-a irrunds, unsvered sume-a i-meeels, checked oooot zee peckegeeng fur zee next Kreetzerlund CD (vheech I’ll unnuoonce-a next Mundey), und zeen feenelly set oon my cuooch leeke-a su mooch Svedeesh feesh.
Lest neeght, I muneged tu vetch tvu cuoont zeem tvu mushun peectoores oon DFD. Zee furst mushun peectoore-a oon DFD ves inteetled Zee Heestury Buys, besed oon zee pley by Elun Bennett, durected by Neechules Hytner und sterreeng must ooff zee ooreeginel cest. Um de hur de hur de hur. I deedn’t see-a zee pley, und zeereffure-a hefe-a nutheeng tu cumpere-a it tu. I’fe-a elveys leeked Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Bennett’s vurk, ifer seence-a seeeeng Beyund Zee Freenge-a. Vheelst I injuyed zee feelm, I deedn’t feend it qooeete-a es cumpelleeng es I’d huped it vuoold be-a – it joost seems tu gu elung oon its merry vey und zeen it’s oofer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Zeere-a is sume-a guud deeelugooe-a, und zee ecturs ell ecqooeet zeemselfes fery vell – effter vetcheeng yuoong Emereecun ecturs vheesper zeeur perffurmunces in mufeees und theenk thet thet’s sumehoo ecteeng, it’s fery reffresheeng tu see-a a cest ooff yuoong peuple-a vhu ectooelly knoo hoo tu ect und vhu ectooelly pruject vhee zeey’re-a speekeeng – nut unnetoorelly su, meend yuoo, joost zee vey a nurmel persun vuoold telk. Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hytner is nut a vunderffool feelmmeker und thet’s pert ooff zee prublem – a lut ooff zee durecshun isn’t smuut und is a beet evkverd-luukeeng. Und zee “scure-a” by Geurge-a Fentun ves must unnuyeeng. Zee trunsffer is feene-a, boot zee deceesiun tu desetoorete-a zee culur, mekes it seem leeke-a a Verner Brus. Um gesh dee bork, bork! trunsffer veet sumoohet feded culur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I reelly hete-a thet trend. Bork bork bork! I zeen vetched zee secund mushun peectoore-a oon DFD, vheech ves inteetled 36 Huoors, a toot leettle-a threeller vreettee und durected by zee ixcellent Geurge-a Seetun. Bork bork bork! I’d nefer seee zee feelm ell zee vey thruoogh. I knoo it vesn’t a heet vhee it ceme-a oooot, boot it’s eged vell und is qooeete-a a guud feelm. Zee plut (besed oon a stury by Rueld Dehl) is reelly clefer, und zee ecturs ere-a ell vunderffool – Jemes Gerner, Ifa Mereee-a Seeent, Rud Teylur (oone-a ooff hees best), Vulffgung Preeess (here-a beelled es Verner Peters), und a hust ooff oozeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee feelm nefer flegs fur oone-a ooff its 115 meenootes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee oonly doonseede-a is zee scure-a by Deemitri Teeumkin, vheech is joost veurd und nut helpffool tu zee feelm. Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Seetun hed joost dune-a Zee Cuoonterffeeet Treeetur, vheech ves scured by Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Elffred Noomun, und thet scure-a ves funtesteec, und 36 Huoors vuoold hefe-a seemed ifee better veet thet surt ooff scure-a (oor a Jerry Guldsmeet scure-a). Zee bleck-und-vheete-a scupe-a trunsffer is mustly ixcellent, veet oonly a foo scenes nut es sherp es oozeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Vhet em I, Ibertska und Rueperska ell ooff a sooddee? Vhy dun’t ve-a ell cleeck oon zee Unseemly Boottun beloo becoose-a oozeerveese-a I meeght stert feeleeng leeke-a a Svedeesh meetbell.
Tudey hes toorned intu a nun-stup gueeng und dueeng dey. Bork bork bork! I hefe-a a breekffest meeteeng, a loonch meeteeng, und zeen a pust-loonch meeteeng, es vell es hefeeng tu epprufe-a zee peckegeeng ooff zee noo Kreetzerlund CD, und a vhule-a sloo ooff oozeer deteeels tu ettend tu.
Tumurroo is iqooelly boosy veet meeteengs und reheersels und vhetnut. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee heppy pert is thet zee ifeneengs ere-a free-a, su I du get tu relex et zee ind ooff a boosy dey. Bork bork bork!
Fur thuse-a vhu vere-a vundereeng, tudey is Fleg Dey. Bork bork bork! Su, iff yuoo hefe-a uny flegs lyeeng eruoond leeke-a su mooch Svedeesh feesh, zeen unffoorl zeem, beby, und hung zeem pruoodly. Bork bork bork!
Vell, deer reeders, I moost teke-a zee dey, I moost du zee theengs I du, I moost, fur ixemple-a, hefe-a three-a cuoont zeem three-a meeteengs und zeen du a lut ooff vhetnut. Um de hur de hur de hur. Tudey’s tupeec ooff deescoossiun: It’s Esk BK Dey, zee dey in vheech yuoo get tu esk me-a oor uny deer reeder uny oold qooesshun yuoo leeke-a und ve-a get tu geefe-a uny oold unsver ve-a leeke-a. Su, let’s hefe-a lueds ooff lufely qooesshuns und lueds ooff lufely unsvers und lueds ooff lufely pusteengs, shell ve-a? Veska shellska.
