Last time I checked, Bruce had e-mail.

I am up and thinking about going DOWN, as *I* am on the east coast, and on the east coast it is MIDNIGHT. I iz sleepy.
I wish I could help you all with your TIVO issues, but I don't program it, I just watch what my dad has it record for me. Which is all of three shows: The Real World, Conan O'Brien, and Dr. Phil. I couldn't tell you how to use that stupid remote. Too many buttons. I want "Channel Up" "Channel Down" "Volume Up" "Volume Down", "Record" "Don't Record", the numbers, and a power button. That is IT.
Is it sad that I'm supposed to be the one who is technology-enlightened, and I can't even handle a remote? I am a failure to my generation.
Chat was fun, although I got kicked out, and by the time I got back in, it was empty! I was gone for 5 minutes MAXIMUM!
And to those who heard my "Starbucks guy" story, and promptly left, please don't think I would EVER do something like that. It was merely for the humor of the situation. I am a good girl

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If I don't get an email in 10-15 minutes, I'm crashing. Too tired to stay awake much longer. I mean, we discussed this in chat: I'm ancient! Y'all were talking and using them new fangled technology things. I done my book learnin' and thats that, ain't got no time to learn 'bout them new things like PDF and porterble tellyphones and whatnot. You young folk with your bumping and grinding and space toys. Kids these days. Why, when *I* was your age...
*This could go on forever...*