Oh, and I'm not a raving Socialist---just somewhere between a Socialist and a capitalist.
But you are completely misguided calling me a "skirt-wearer"!
Well, I'm not a raving Capitalist - my Republican's friends on the right think I'm a raving Progressive (or worse).
Noting that I am "misguided" will not make the news

And for the "skirt-wearer" issue, I claim poetic license to help make the metaphors work. Should you in slacks and I in a kilt approach the Restaurant restrooms, I suspect we will both find a way to reconcile the apparent conflict between our garb and the symbols on the doors.
der Brucer
I think it would be fun if we went to dinner as attired above, and strictly observed the signage - you take the pants, I'll take the skirt, and Cillaliz can take our case
