Just a semi-random question...
Just what is it about theatres, hotels and office buildings that make people forget how to count and/or the order of the alphabet?
"I'm looking for room 506."
-Well, this is 505, and 506 is right next door to your left.
"How many doors down is that?"
![Huh ???](http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/Smileys/XarSmilies-1/huh.gif)
Well, if you were in Cabin 505, and somebody wanted Cabin 506, they would have to go to the other side of the ship.
(Even - port, odd, starboard; oh, and port is left, starboard right - and after oh-so-many years I still have to remember that port, even, and left all have four letters; and port running lights are red, like the wine)
der Brucer
Now - who knows what this sentence is for:
Black Birds Ruin Our Yellow Grain Butchering Very Good Wheat – God Said