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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2008, 12:14:01 PM »

When we took in Wiggley, I noted to his owner that he had neither a name tag or a state license - she went back home and immediately went and got both items which we went and picked up yesterday (along with two toys). One toy is a large hard rubber red Kong ball. He will chase after it, but not give it back. He prances about the house carrying the ball until he throws/drops it. We now regularly hear "thunk..thunk.....thunk". There is also the grand cacophony when he drops it down the 18 wooden steps leading to the basement!

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« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2008, 12:16:27 PM »

Oh, come on Amy, you didn't fall for that old line?


TCB!!!!  :o   ;D
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« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2008, 12:17:39 PM »

Hi, Bretty! So glad to see you back 'round these here parts!
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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #123 on: March 15, 2008, 12:18:59 PM »

A fun suggestion from California:

The Purina Diet

I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply.

Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

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« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2008, 12:20:07 PM »

I am going to start posting again.  I've missed you all.  

Welcome back!  We missed you, too!
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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #125 on: March 15, 2008, 12:20:21 PM »

TOPIC OF THE DAY

Mmm...Marlene Dietrich - Such a POWERFUL actress!
I still haven't seen all her films but of those I have, these are my favorites:

1933 - The Song of Songs
1939 - Destry Rides Again
1948 - A Foreign Affair
1950 - Stage Fright
1951 - No Highway in the Sky (No one LISTENS like Marlene. Watch her in the scene when she first meets James Stewart on the plane and later when she realizes Glynnis Johns is the right woman for him.)
1957 - Witness for the Prosecution (The first time I saw this film, I never guessed she was in disguise)
1961 - Judgment at Nuremberg
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« Reply #126 on: March 15, 2008, 12:22:47 PM »

Atlanta is a mess---everyone has been told not to try to go into downtown. I don't know if the basketball playoffs are still going on. But we came out unscathed---not even a tree limb down.

Today I went with two client friends and visiting in-laws, who have also become friends over the years, to the American Craft Council show. I bought 4 items. Some years I don't buy anything because things are so expensive; much of it is from artists who sell at their museum in NY. All items met with Mr. Linton's approval.

We haven't tried the "home remedy" yet---Greg is on hold for ABC and if they can line up a remote truck here they will be doing live broadcasts. If that doesn't transpire, the remedy will commence. for TCB, it involves consuming vast quantities of Coca Cola and pureed asparagus! (Not mixed together...)

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« Reply #127 on: March 15, 2008, 12:24:45 PM »

I'm so glad to see you here, Danise. We have really missed you!

I always see Bil-Jac in the freezer section at the grocery store and hve wondered if it's any good. I wish our cats would eat canned food---they're a bit pudgy because of the carbs in cat food. One is definitely what they call a "carb cat"!
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« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2008, 12:28:32 PM »

Lest I be accused of not being an equal opportunity asshole nit-picking critic constructive commentator-

Today's notes:It should be "we're"!

(I have well chastened by Tomovoz)

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If you're going to correct others, then where's your "been" or whatever word you missed?
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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #129 on: March 15, 2008, 12:30:06 PM »

Caption, anyone?


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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #130 on: March 15, 2008, 12:33:57 PM »

If you're going to correct others, then where's your "been" or whatever word you missed?

Duly noted, corrected, and credited. (Revenge in the planning stage!)

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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2008, 12:37:05 PM »

"correted" - ???

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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #132 on: March 15, 2008, 12:38:32 PM »

...pureed asparagus!...


A cure almost as bad as the disease!

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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #133 on: March 15, 2008, 12:39:05 PM »

I can't thank you all enough for the kind welcome back.  I never should have been gone in the first place.  I need my HHW family.  

I finished getting the phone set up.  What a pain to have to re enter all the phone numbers I need.  There has GOT to be an easier way!

DR Edisaurus, I wanted to tell you that my kiddney stone doctor has me on Potassium Citrate 10 Meq Taups twice a day to stop my development of the stones.  I also have to have the KUB done once a year, like I did yesterday.  

I'll see the doctor in about two weeks to go over the results.  I don't think the KUB will turn up anything.  I haven't had a problem since I was put on the meds.

Much as I hate to take a pill, I'll confess it is much easier then having to take time off from work every couple months to have the sound wave treatment.    
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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #134 on: March 15, 2008, 12:42:53 PM »

The Purina Diet

 :D ;D :D

I hate it when I buy some dog goodies and someone asks the same thing.  I've been tempted to say they were for me.


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« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2008, 12:46:11 PM »

What always throws the gals at Walmart is when I tell them I got Bear at a Walmart.  One told me, We don't have a pet store here.  
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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2008, 12:53:25 PM »

Hi, Bretty! So glad to see you back 'round these here parts!
Nice to see you again too!

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« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2008, 01:02:58 PM »

Could that possibly be because you've never seen a Marlene Dietrich movie?

To be honest, I have only seen a couple of her films. She never really appealed to me so I have never sought out any of her films. She also never worked with any actors I really like, so therefore I have never stumbled upon her films, either.
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« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2008, 01:06:28 PM »

Sad news:

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Lysacek Withdraws From Worlds After Fall

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (March 13) - Two-time U.S. figure skating champion Evan Lysacek withdrew from next week's world championships after hurting his left arm in a fall during practice.

Lysacek's right skate blade broke on the landing of a triple axel Wednesday, and the fall injured his left forearm, elbow and shoulder. No bones were broken, but he's wearing a soft cast and will be in a sling for about a week. Doctors have told him not to jump or do spins for two weeks.

The world championships begin Tuesday in Goteborg, Sweden.

"I'm obviously disappointed that I won't be there," Lysacek said. "I've been skating very well, and I really felt like the momentum was building. I'm going to continue to train as hard as I can, work to get this equipment issue straightened out, and return strong for next season."

Lysacek said he had gone through three blades in three days before the fall.

Former U.S. junior champ Jeremy Abbott will replace Lysacek at the worlds. This is Abbott's second turn as a fill-in; he went to last month's Four Continents championship after Johnny Weir withdrew.

"I wish Jeremy the best of luck," Lysacek said.

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« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2008, 01:10:58 PM »

Lunch has been eaten and now I shall watch a Bollywood film and/or take a nap.

Today's film will be:

INTERNATIONAL CROOK (1974) starring Dharmendra (sometimes referred to as "Hot" Dharmendra), Saira Banu, Feroz Khan, Om Prakash, and Hiralal.

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Re:IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2008, 01:11:47 PM »

Caption, anyone?


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Err, Paulie want a roll?   :D  

('cause I noticed he has the last of TP)
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« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2008, 01:11:55 PM »

And more to come!



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« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2008, 01:13:50 PM »

Err, Paulie want a roll?   :D  

('cause I noticed he has the last of TP)

Good choice - better than my "Give a gal some privacy here!"

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« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2008, 01:20:54 PM »

Dodged another bullet! There was a tornado sighting about a mile from our house but it went south. They were predicting 3 inch hail, so we cleared out the garage, stashed gReg's car at the rail staiton parking deck and then put mine in the garage. We had 2 cats in carriers ready to go downstairs when we got the all-clear. Whew!
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« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2008, 01:25:04 PM »

The Purina Diet

 :D ;D :D

I hate it when I buy some dog goodies and someone asks the same thing.  I've been tempted to say they were for me.





When I was buying FANCY FEAST cans at Safeway one day, the clerk asked if I had cats.  I said, "No, but it makes a great meatloaf!"
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« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2008, 01:37:26 PM »

Well, if I was 100% honest, I would confess that I have tried one of those Bakery Treat cookies for dogs.  They are made with human grade ingredients.  The molasses cookie was pretty good.  

And no harm was done.  
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« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2008, 01:41:20 PM »

I've always wanted to see a tornado.--Lord knows I dream about them all the time.  

I would love to go on one of those tornado tours.  Mind you, I don't want to see one hurt anyone.  I want to see it in a field out in the middle of nowhere.  I think they are one of the coolest things on Earth.  I always stop to watch any show that shows them.  

I'm thinking about maybe taking one of those tours next (not the upcoming) summer.  Depends on if I have a job or not.
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« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2008, 01:43:34 PM »

POLITICAL RANT FOLLOWS!

It's not often one gets to witness near perfection!

In the last 24 hours, FoxNews had waged one the most blatantly prejudicial attacks on Senator Obama possible. It started with almost unending re-airing of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright's obscene "God Damn America" sermons. Fox then aired Obama's interview in which he denounced, in no uncertain terms, the Rev's expressed views. That renunciation notwithstanding, an on-screen wag noted that Barak was now really in trouble because the opposition would now search the history files to see if Barak was ever present during one of the egregious sermons, for if he had been, he was now clearly a liar - he had stated that "if he ever heard those views expressed he would have resigned from the church".

No, DAMMIT, that is NOT what he said.  He said that if he had heard the Rev express such views, he would have taken him to task, and if he ever AGAIN heard him preach such views he would have resigned from the church. (Barak even reiterated that he would give the Rev a one-time pass because we all make mistakes). This was not some comment he make weeks ago, it was one it had uttered just moments before in the interview just aired!

The Rev Wright is no longer on the scene - Obama has clearly and unequivocally renounced those views. Has he clearly and unequivocally renounced the person of the Rev Wright, his longtime spiritual advisor, no - nor should he have to. (What happened to hate the sin, love the sinner!).

The harpies on FOX will not rest until Obama hunts down the Rev and causes him to be flogged and hanged in the town square (or from a tree, in the grand tradition).

I almost expect Sean Hannity to come out with customized lynching kits to sell on the Fox web site!

Fair and Balanced my ass!

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« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2008, 01:46:17 PM »

Well, if I was 100% honest, I would confess that I have tried one of those Bakery Treat cookies for dogs.  They are made with human grade ingredients.  The molasses cookie was pretty good.  

Did you ever tune in to the FOOD TV network's show: "Three Dog Bakery"? Those animal treats would make almost anybody salivate.

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