As of yesterday, the swine flu "epidemic" had infected eight people, in LA and Texas. There is a new report of some kid at a school in NY, but as far as I know no one has done tests to make sure it's the swine flu and not just a flu flu. But, you know, one case would be an epidemic for the media - after all, Jay Leno is now over his stomach flu or food poisoning so they need something new.