51, count them, 51 posts at 9:11 a.m. pacific time?
This will not do, no this will not do at all. I simply must have more posts. There are precisely 17.039 LURKERS online right now. Hello, LURKERS. Why not join us and post something?
I want to see more posts. Yes, I want to see more posts right now, or we will never be the most popular site on all the internet. If I see more posts PRONTO (or even Tonto), I will do the Dance of the Seven Veils (although I have but six veils) and the Hora and also the Pudding Dance (Butterscotch).
If I do not see more posts, I shall have to resort to sterner methods of persuasion, such as regaling you all with the Tale of the Randy Vicar and the Method of Discipline He Used Upon Those Who Refused to Post. Oh, it is a randy tale, full of ribaldry and tawdry, licentious, bawdy deviltry. And I shall unleash it unless I see a frenzy of posting occur, posthaste.