Hey! Maybe the hail could hit the friend in the head!!! Actually, when I was in the baseball sized hail storm at the lake, the news went on and on about this idiot who went out in it and got hit on the head and had to go to the hospital. We laughed and laughed and laughed at the stupid tourist.
A couple years later when they hired a new lawyer at the FPD to work in the office with me, he said "Oh, you lived at the lakes? I was there once in this terrible hail storm and got hit on the head" I almost fell off my chair