Vixdad put on a Perry Mason marathon - these are not the original but from the 1990's -
some of the dialog was so bad
investigator: " the store said they delivered a freezer for Mary Jones to this address"
Priest 'A freezer? This is church not a restaurant!"
investigator, "Maybe the store made a mistake - you don't know Mary Jones?"
Priest, "No - but I wish she had bought us a freezer , we could sure use one"