On the other hand, I have found this delightfully outre parody by DS Zach of Do-Re-Mi. Imagine FJL on hallucinogens:
Doe, a deer, a female deer, Oh, an apple full of thread!
Woah, what have, I just now sung, That makes little or no sense!!
That, is why, I teach a school, Because, my brain is made of bread!!
And so, for now, until next year, you will eat at J D pence!!!