And not a Pam Myers spoof per se, but one of her great roles, reacting to the recent COMPANY concert ticket situation
alternate lyric, tune of "Another Hundred People"
Another hundred donors just got off of the phone
And paid plenty of dough
While another hundred donors just got off of their butts
And their seats are so-so
As another hundred donors who love Patti LuPone
Now are starting to futz
With their cute little phone
‘Cause Colbert got their butts
Into gear today
It’s a city of patrons
Some love LuPone / and the play
A city of patrons
Some love Colbert / so they pay
And so today
We call and say:
Please find me tickets in the crowded loge or the upper tier,
If it’s Avery Fisher, no I do not mind a side aisle in the rear
It’s Colbert and Patti, we just want to be there, we don’t have to hear
We don’t need the party, ‘cause it’s too expensive so I’m saying no
Oh, I lost my job, but though it's tough all over we just have to go
Yes I know it's sounding like I like to moan
Would you take a check, my Visa’s maxed out to the bone
And I know last year I spent more and I do not like your tone
And another hundred donors just got off of the phone (5x)