Classic Moment with Gabe Department: Betsy and Zach are in Wisconsin visiting her parents at their beautiful far, far north cabin (right by where Joan Rivers got heckled in that doc--no joke), so Gabe and I are "baching" it. We went out the Cheesecake Factory last night, the first time I'd ever eaten there. LOOOONNG wait--almost an hour, but food was great.
Anyhoo, on the way home, Gabe who is soon old enough to take Driver's Ed, was "informing" me of what car I needed to buy him and I told him it must be awfully pleasant in that Fantasyland he lived in.

I informed
him he would have to buy his own car, insurance and gas if he wanted a car. Then he said: "Well, I'll just spend 100 minutes with Geico and get free insurance." And I said, "WTF are you talking about?" And he said, "Think about it, Dad, if spending 15 minutes saves you 15%, spending 100 minutes saves you 100%, so insurance is free!" I was laughing so hard I could barely drive.
