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« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2011, 12:28:14 PM »

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« Reply #61 on: September 24, 2011, 12:30:04 PM »

DR TCB - I hope your time at your friend's service is filled with lots of wonderful memories. And hugs.


From Skip and me as well, TCB.


Thank you Fred and Skip.
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« Reply #62 on: September 24, 2011, 12:30:52 PM »

Michigan wins 28-7 - now I'm off to the grocery.  Bye for now!

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« Reply #63 on: September 24, 2011, 12:32:40 PM »

Jrand, I am glad that your sister has returned.  I can't believe it has been five years.
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« Reply #64 on: September 24, 2011, 12:33:56 PM »

Doug, glad you have returned home safely, and hopefully healthy.
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« Reply #65 on: September 24, 2011, 12:37:52 PM »

With all the talk about the satellite falling to earth and maybe hitting someone reminds me a the SHOWTIME TV series Dead Like Me. Where the lead characters is killed by a toilet seat from skylad that falls to earth and she becomes a grim reaper

Or Grant Goodeve's charactor on NORTHERN EXPOSURE who is killed by a satellite.
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« Reply #66 on: September 24, 2011, 12:52:10 PM »

Did the four-mile jog - chilly and gray today but the sun is trying to shove its way into existence.  Then I went and had some Matzo Brei and signed two hundred sleeves for Nudie Musical - all told it took about thirty-five minutes, so it won't be too bad for Cindy later today.  We're going to put Nudie up for preorder either today or tomorrow, so those here who would like a signed one will have a jump on others.
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« Reply #67 on: September 24, 2011, 01:33:30 PM »

Definitely people talking on their cell phones (loudly) in inappropriate places.  Also, parents who allow their children to be loud and wild in public places, because the parents either don't think it's a problem or don't care (this one calls back to the rant from a few days ago about entitled children).  OH!! People sitting in the audience, talking to each other in movie theatres or, even worse, at a live performance.  What is THAT???
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« Reply #68 on: September 24, 2011, 01:40:11 PM »

Well, we really didn't have luck with butterflies, but we were amazed to find several monarch caterpillars there. So I showed everyone the caterpillars instead of butterflies.
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« Reply #69 on: September 24, 2011, 01:46:40 PM »

~~~Additional Vibes of Comfort for DR TCB!!~~~
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« Reply #70 on: September 24, 2011, 01:52:13 PM »

~~~Additional Vibes of Comfort for DR TCB!!~~~

Ditto from me!

i am now heading out to meet DR Kevin H and DR Ben for dinner.
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« Reply #71 on: September 24, 2011, 01:55:02 PM »

Okay, so here's the advance announcements for the CD and Blu of Nudie Musical.  These won't be on the site until Monday, so if you want a jump on a signed copy of either, act now.  You know the drill - directly to paypal using our paypal address - kritzerland at adelphia dot net.  The blu is 29.98 plus 3.75 shipping and will be signed by Cindy and I (the first 100 copies only).  The CD is 19.98 and will be signed by me (first 100 copies only).  The bundle of both (money saver) is 39.98 plus 3.75 shipping.


Kritzerland is proud to present its first Blu-Ray release – the 35th Anniversary Edition of

THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL

The “bright, bawdy, gleefully naughty” (Kathleen Carroll, New York Daily News) The First Nudie Musical comes to Blu-ray in a brand new restored transfer in honor of its 35th anniversary.  In this outrageously hilarious spoof that has become a cult classic, a desperate young filmmaker tries to rescue his studio by making a porno musical.   You’ve never seen anything quite like this as the elaborate style of a 30s musical is mixed with contemporary tackiness, producing riotously risqué showstoppers.

“CHOCKFUL OF YOUTHFUL TALENT, SPICED BY OUTRAGEOUSNESS AND SPARKED BY INVENTION.  THE THREE STARS ARE SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE.  CINDY WILLIAMS IS ENCHANTING.  KIMMEL IS THE ULTIMATE APPEALING SCHNOOK.  FRESH AND FUNNY AND FUNKY.  MADE FOR ABOUT 1 PERCENT OF THE BUDGET FOR ‘NEW YORK, NEW YORK,’ AND A HUNDRED TIMES FUNNIER AND MORE PERCEPTIVE.  IT’S THE ‘STAR WARS’ OF NUDIE MUSICALS!”  Judith Crist, New York Post

Filled with toe-tapping musical numbers, such as “Lesbian, Butch, Dyke,” “Orgasm,” and the classic “Dancing Dildos,” and more nudity than you can shake a stick at, The First Nudie Musical has it all – a hotshot producer (Stephen Nathan), his wisecracking secretary (Cindy Williams), a bumbling director (Bruce Kimmel), scheming investors, a prima donna leading lady (Alexandra Morgan), a Cuban spitfire (Diana Canova), and a group of aspiring actors struggling to make a movie musical against all odds.

“ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE MOVIES OF THE YEAR!” Joseph Gelmis, Newsday

Originally released by Paramount Pictures in 1976, the film garnered excellent reviews but in a bit of unfortunate timing, Cindy Williams’ series, Laverne and Shirley (also produced by Paramount) went on the air and became a family-hour smash.  After a year, the film was purchased by another distributor in New York and, in 1977, The First Nudie Musical re-opened and was reborn, again garnering mostly rave reviews, playing exclusively in one theater for over three months, and, in its first week of wide release, becoming the fourth highest grossing film in the United States (right under Star Wars and The Spy Who Loved Me).  The film became one of the first cable hits, playing on various pay cable stations all throughout the 1980s, and during that time the video was released and also became a best-seller, making the Billboard chart.

“A BAWDY BONANZA OF LAUGHS… A TUNEFUL, COMIC SLEEPER!” After Dark Magazine

“SIDE SPLITTING.  CINDY WILLIAMS IS PERFECT.” WABC TV

The First Nudie Musical was released on DVD in 2002.  That release was cobbled together from the then-best elements available – three 35mm prints that had retained about 60% of their color.  That transfer was the best it could be given the technology back then, but there were the inevitable splices and scratches, and color that was okay but not great.  Between then and now, the low-budget film’s CRI (internegative) was found (the camera negative is lost).  Fortunately, it was in excellent condition and only one generation away from the camera negative.  It yielded a wonderful image and the color is now wholly accurate to the way the film was originally shot. 

The 35th anniversary edition of The First Nudie Musical is loaded with extras – a retrospective documentary co-directed by Academy Award-nominee Nick Redman, three commentary tracks – two for the film (one with Cindy Williams, Stephen Nathan, and Bruce Kimmel, and one with Nick Redman and Bruce Kimmel), and one for the documentary (Nick Redman, Michael Rosendale, and Bruce Kimmel).  Additionally, there’s a deleted scene, two deleted musical numbers (one with sound and picture, one with audio only), two theatrical trailers, a radio spot, costume tests, and a stills gallery.

The First Nudie Musical stars Stephen Nathan, Cindy Williams, Bruce Kimmel, Diana Canova, Alexandra Morgan, Leslie Ackerman, and Alan Abelew.  Screenplay, Music, and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel.  Directed by Mark Haggard and Bruce Kimmel.

NOTE: This disc is all-region and will play on any Blu-ray player.

The price is $29.98, plus shipping.  The street date is October 25 but preorders placed directly through Kritzerland usually ship a few weeks early.   To place an order, just visit www.kritzerland.com.

THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED COPIES ORDERED AT KRITZERLAND WILL BE SIGNED BY CINDY WILLIAMS AND BRUCE KIMMEL.

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Re: CLASS
« Reply #72 on: September 24, 2011, 01:56:27 PM »

Doug, glad you have returned home safely, and hopefully healthy.

Thank you for the kind words TCB. I certainly ate more than usual so I shall have to get back to a less high calorific eating regime. There was a time when I could eat and eat and eat and stay as thin as a beanpole but not any longer  :)
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« Reply #73 on: September 24, 2011, 01:58:06 PM »

Here's the CD (see above for details):

Kritzerland is proud to present a new soundtrack CD release – the 35th Anniversary Edition of

THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL
Music and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel

The “bright, bawdy, gleefully naughty” (Kathleen Carroll, New York Daily News) The First Nudie Musical comes to CD in honor of its 35th anniversary.  In this outrageously hilarious spoof that has become a cult classic, a desperate young filmmaker tries to rescue his studio by making a porno musical.

“CHOCKFUL OF YOUTHFUL TALENT, SPICED BY OUTRAGEOUSNESS AND SPARKED BY INVENTION.  THE THREE STARS ARE SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE.  CINDY WILLIAMS IS ENCHANTING.  KIMMEL IS THE ULTIMATE APPEALING SCHNOOK.  FRESH AND FUNNY AND FUNKY.  MADE FOR ABOUT 1 PERCENT OF THE BUDGET FOR ‘NEW YORK, NEW YORK,’ AND A HUNDRED TIMES FUNNIER AND MORE PERCEPTIVE.  IT’S THE ‘STAR WARS’ OF NUDIE MUSICALS!”  Judith Crist, New York Post

Filled with toe-tapping musical numbers, such as “Lesbian, Butch, Dyke,” “Orgasm,” and the classic “Dancing Dildos,” The First Nudie Musical has it all – a hotshot producer (Stephen Nathan), his wisecracking secretary (Cindy Williams), a bumbling director (Bruce Kimmel), scheming investors, a prima donna leading lady (Alexandra Morgan), a Cuban spitfire (Diana Canova), and a group of aspiring actors struggling to make a movie musical against all odds.

“ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE MOVIES OF THE YEAR!” Joseph Gelmis, Newsday

Originally released by Paramount Pictures in 1976, the film garnered excellent reviews but in a bit of unfortunate timing, Cindy Williams’ series, Laverne and Shirley (also produced by Paramount) went on the air and became a family-hour smash.  After a year, the film was purchased by another distributor in New York and, in 1977, The First Nudie Musical re-opened and was reborn, again garnering mostly rave reviews, playing exclusively in one theater for over three months, and, in its first week of wide release, becoming the fourth highest grossing film in the United States (right under Star Wars and The Spy Who Loved Me).  The film became one of the first cable hits, playing on various pay cable stations all throughout the 1980s, and during that time the video was released and also became a best-seller, making the Billboard chart.

“A BAWDY BONANZA OF LAUGHS… A TUNEFUL, COMIC SLEEPER!” After Dark Magazine

“SIDE SPLITTING.  CINDY WILLIAMS IS PERFECT.” WABC TV

The 35th anniversary edition of The First Nudie Musical contains the original soundtrack recording as well as the newly arranged soundtrack to Nick Redman’s documentary, From Dollars To Donuts: An Undressing Of The First Nudie Musical, which has instrumental versions of the Nudie songs arranged by Grant Geissman, composer of Two-And-A-Half Men and Mike and Molly.  The booklet contains liner notes by Nick Redman and Bruce Kimmel.

The price is $19.98, plus shipping.  The street date is November 5 but preorders placed directly through Kritzerland usually ship early (we’ve been averaging four weeks early).   To see cover art, hear audio samples, and to place an order, just visit www.kritzerland.com.

THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED COPIES ORDERED AT KRITZERLAND WILL BE SIGNED BY COMPOSER/LYRICIST BRUCE KIMMEL.

Special offer: If you’d like to order both CD and Blu-ray click here for special price.

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« Reply #74 on: September 24, 2011, 02:05:14 PM »

Good thoughts to DR GEORGE on the AIDS walk today!

Thanks, Jack!  I'm back and it went quite well.  There weren't as many people as I thought there would be, but at least people were there.  We all met at Sylvester Park in downtown Olympia.  We gave them the money that we collected (I was able to get $130 in donations!) and there were a couple of speeches.  We all then proceeded to walk around Capitol Lake, then back to Sylvester Park, and that was it.  A good time was had by all.
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« Reply #75 on: September 24, 2011, 02:10:37 PM »

DR Kevin H - please give my regards to Broadway.  And to DRs Elmore and Ben!
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« Reply #76 on: September 24, 2011, 02:11:26 PM »

DR Doug R - thanks for taking us along on your trip to Turkey!
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« Reply #77 on: September 24, 2011, 02:32:42 PM »

Unfortunately, I'm not having dinner with Kevin and Larry. We are not able to meet them. I'll be seeing Kevin tomorrow at the BCEFA Flea Market. I wish I could see Larry because I want to hear about Dublin but we will have to wait for another time.
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« Reply #78 on: September 24, 2011, 02:44:16 PM »

~~~Additional Vibes of Comfort for DR TCB!!~~~

Ditto from me!

i am now heading out to meet DR Kevin H and DR Ben for dinner.

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« Reply #79 on: September 24, 2011, 02:45:05 PM »

Good thoughts to DR GEORGE on the AIDS walk today!

Thanks, Jack!  I'm back and it went quite well.  There weren't as many people as I thought there would be, but at least people were there.  We all met at Sylvester Park in downtown Olympia.  We gave them the money that we collected (I was able to get $130 in donations!) and there were a couple of speeches.  We all then proceeded to walk around Capitol Lake, then back to Sylvester Park, and that was it.  A good time was had by all.

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« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2011, 02:45:24 PM »

Unfortunately, I'm not having dinner with Kevin and Larry. We are not able to meet them. I'll be seeing Kevin tomorrow at the BCEFA Flea Market. I wish I could see Larry because I want to hear about Dublin but we will have to wait for another time.

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« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2011, 02:45:45 PM »

DR Doug R - thanks for taking us along on your trip to Turkey!

DITTO!!!!
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« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2011, 02:47:55 PM »

BK

Any differece with the CD that was supplied with the DVD Release?
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« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2011, 03:00:03 PM »

We have Century Link which was previously Quest that DR JMK ranted about so often.  Yesterday Century Link had outage problems in our area which the outsource guy in India initially denied existed, calling Keith Stever & confusing our phone number.  He insisted Keith do all sorts of things to the computer connection, unplugging & re-plugging things.  Once he was convinced the problem was not on our end he says, the US just reported an outage. ::)

Once the outage was over we continued to have problems & our speed was ridiculously slow.  Today Keith spoke to someone in the States & they idiot from India had him connect incorrectly.  I have no idea what the filter is but it was plugged in when it shouldn't have been.

We now have a proper, fast DSL connection and my book has downloaded.

My phone service was with Qwest - now Century Link.  From reading this , I'm glad I'm switching to Cableone
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« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2011, 03:04:41 PM »

Our only other options are dial up (which is Century Link) or satellite which is also slow & inconsistent.  It was a joyous day for us when Quest extended DSL down our road.
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« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2011, 03:08:29 PM »

I'm curious to see how fast my internet will be. I think it's fast now, so a ton faster will be amazing
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« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2011, 03:26:09 PM »

Let us know if you get the "ton faster" or not.  Good luck!
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« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2011, 03:27:06 PM »

I ordered the NUDIE CD!  I'm getting the Blu-ray through the Kickstarter fund raising.
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« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »

Back in the UK after my Istanbul adventure. My sister's husband (who didn't travel with us) picked up my sister at the airport to take her back home to where they live in Wales. She later phoned to say that even before arriving home she began to feel very unwell with a severe stomach upset - this is an unfortunate hazard of eating unfamiliar food in foreign countries. 
Good to find that on return the weather in London is sunny and warm.
Sorry to hear about that. I love eating abroad, but I've had one or two incidents like that. Hasn't scared me off, though.
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« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2011, 04:19:33 PM »

I have trouble with the bottled mineral water & don't dare drink the tap water.
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