DR Doug, I enjoyed your Istanbul posts! Thanks for posting.
Scenario from your NEXT trip:
Doug: click, click, click <typing away>.
Your companions: What's he typing? We can't go anywhere without him typing away at his computer/phone.
Doug: I must update all the DRs! They INSIST on knowing where I went and what I ate! They even want photos!
Your companions: DRs?? WHAT is he talking about?! Oy!!
A stranger: Excuse me, do you know Jose?