Needless to say, because we have so mcuh free time, we'd done the (sort of somber) THE BEST OF TANS!
Tune of THE BEST OF TIMES from LA CAGE, but a fan wish, sort-of seriously.
The best of tans was yours
Watch out next summer. you’ve been lucky, friend
The best of tans was yours
And your fans cheer the news that you / are on / the mend
George, change your habits fast,
Your fans all love you and the wish we send:
Make sun part of your past
Time for the quest for tans to end, to end, to end
Now, your charm’s as great as years ago
Still, fans worry and want you to know
So change your habits fast,
We’re glad to hear that you are better now
You’ll never be outclassed
Your fans adore you still, and how, and how, and how!