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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« on: December 18, 2012, 11:57:35 PM »
Well, you've read the notes, you know what's funny, and now it is time for you to post until the funny cows come home.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2012, 12:02:37 AM »
And the word of the day is: CHIRALITY!
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 02:10:15 AM »
Morning all.

That is all.
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 04:16:21 AM »
Good morning, all!

 First thing this morning, a trip to the bank. I gambled on a check from the Man From Philadelphia or the composer's daughter arriving by now and lost big time. So, I am overdrawn. And very angry that both these schmoes haven't paid me yet. This doesn't bode well for a good day today.  At this moment I am very pissed.

So, I'm off to Toyland, although I don't know how much positive work I'll accomplish since I am in a very negative mood at the momen.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 04:20:53 AM »
good morning to all
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 05:00:17 AM »
Good morning, all.

Check vibes for Elmore and anyone else in need.

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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 05:01:20 AM »
This is a hilariously profane "sad off" between Anne Hathaway and Samuel Jackson about who has the more depressing Christmas movie.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/314ad1c060/the-sad-off-with-samuel-l-jackson-and-anne-hathaway

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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2012, 05:09:22 AM »
It is morning, and that is good.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2012, 06:20:47 AM »
It's a gorgeous morning.  The pond is still and reflects all the trees and sky from above. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2012, 06:21:18 AM »
Only two more days before the Mayan calendar's grand finale.  I wonder what's up!
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2012, 06:21:48 AM »
OMG!  I just read that a movie has been made out of "Les Miserables".  I wonder when it will open!??!
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2012, 06:33:37 AM »
I'm up - it's still DARK out.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 06:50:47 AM »
The e-mail to brighten the day was waiting for me.  I'll check in a few hours to make sure all has gone according to Hoyle but bring on the bright day, baby.
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 06:51:19 AM »
I guess I shall be on my way to the Dale of Glen and the car dealer.  Brrrrr - it's about sixty in the home environment right now.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2012, 07:05:30 AM »
Quote from: John G. on December 19, 2012, 05:01:20 AM
This is a hilariously profane "sad off" between Anne Hathaway and Samuel Jackson about who has the more depressing Christmas movie.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/314ad1c060/the-sad-off-with-samuel-l-jackson-and-anne-hathaway



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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2012, 07:06:22 AM »
Greetings from Toyland!

Bank overdraft resolved. So bring on some checks!
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2012, 07:10:32 AM »
Good news from DR CILLA LIZ!!  Friday vibes for the interview.  Friday is a good day - according to the stars - for the interview....influential people will help you if you make the right decision.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2012, 07:11:27 AM »
You know what's funny?

Mary Wickes is funny.....


Leon Ames: (checking the turkey again) Emma, when will the turkey be ready?

Mary Wickes: I don't know - I've never cooked one with the oven door open before.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2012, 07:16:20 AM »
Good morning. It rained again during the night.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2012, 07:21:26 AM »
Wednesday morning greetings!  Richard is off to Dayton for his rescheduled podiatrist appointment and I'm ready for Day 2 of Christmas cocooning.  Today I'll wrap stocking stuffers and bake pecan snowball cookies.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2012, 07:36:22 AM »
Quote from: Jrand62 on December 19, 2012, 07:11:27 AM
You know what's funny?

Mary Wickes is funny.....


Leon Ames: (checking the turkey again) Emma, when will the turkey be ready?

Mary Wickes: I don't know - I've never cooked one with the oven door open before.


Oh, I love that movie!
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2012, 07:37:04 AM »
I am on day two of being sick...and I am sick of it.

Yesterday I took many naps and watched many episodes of Perry Mason.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2012, 07:37:37 AM »
Now to catch up on some missed days of HHW. But first, another nap.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2012, 07:41:42 AM »
Feel better vibes for DR MBarnum!
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« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2012, 07:42:42 AM »
I just received a FedEx package - Mac OSX Snow Leopard, aka 10.6.
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2012, 08:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Jrand62 on December 19, 2012, 07:11:27 AM
You know what's funny?

Mary Wickes is funny.....


Leon Ames: (checking the turkey again) Emma, when will the turkey be ready?

Mary Wickes: I don't know - I've never cooked one with the oven door open before.
What's that from?
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« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2012, 08:01:59 AM »
Quote from: MBarnum on December 19, 2012, 07:37:04 AM
I am on day two of being sick...and I am sick of it.

Yesterday I took many naps and watched many episodes of Perry Mason.

Feel-better vibes.
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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2012, 08:26:24 AM »
Posting now from my iPad, because the new OS is installing on my computer - pray for Rosemary's baby...
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Re: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2012, 08:35:30 AM »
Quote from: Ginny on December 19, 2012, 08:26:24 AM
Posting now from my iPad, because the new OS is installing on my computer - pray for Rosemary's baby...

If I can do it, a baby could do it!
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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2012, 08:37:31 AM »
I got an oversized beer koozie at the recent office gift exchange. Seems rather obscene to me.

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