No Prince Alberts for me.
I remember reading an interview with the lead singer of a rock group called Everclear. He was shocked that so many fans had tattooed the name of his group on their chests, arms, etc. "What if we're a one-hit wonder," he asked (and they were).
He also got after them for announcing that they had gotten a Prince Albert. There's nothing cool about having to sit down to urinate for the rest of your life, was his response. He was a lot wiser than you'd expect from a rock star.