Congratulations, DR John G., on your new millstone.

There are milestones. There are millstones. ...
There are good stones and bad stones
and curbstones and gladstones
and touchstones and such stones as them.
[Such as Them-uh]
There are big stones and small stones
and grind stones and gall stones,
but Goldstone is a gem!
There are milestones, there are mill stones.
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue.
But we don't want any old stone,
only Goldstone will do!
Moon stones, sun stones.
We all scream for one stone.
Mr. Goldstone we love you!
Goldstone!