Word of the Day CHIRK
Defined, as used in the following example (any resemblance to persons living, dead, undead or otherwise is unintended except for purposes of parody and/or satire, whichever comes first):
Zsa Zsa and Charo are in a Beverly Hills buffet and are shocked, shocked at running into one another.
Zsa Zsa: "Oh dahling, you look vunderful." [Said with cold, mechanical indifference to Charo].
[Zsa Zsa disappears into the buffet crowd looking to reunite with the surviving cast from her appearance on "Mister Ed" in 1962].
Charo: Gracias, [waits for Zsa Zsa to get further away] . . . . chee es such a chirk!
{With many apologies to the dramaturgists out there; it was, perhaps, a long way to go for a chirky, cheap joke.}