Forget the fershluganah muffins? Let us all go back and see who began the discussion, who carried on the discussion and who can't let the Bran Muffin Fix go. Oh, yes, let us all do that and see which name we come up with.
And, of course, Jay HAS jumped out the window - now, don't you feel BAD? Of course, he lives in a one-story house so he didn't go far, but still, it's the thought that counts or, at the very least, it's the count that thoughts.
Perhaps I shall tell the story of The Randy Vicar and the Egg White.