I have a fez.
You read that right. I, DR ChasSmith, have a fez.
It was purchased back in aught five at the Morocco pavilion in Disney World's Epcot.
Now, let me also tell you that having a fez and wearing a fez are two different things. But I'm fairly certain I've set my own trap here and shall now have to produce some photographic evidence. So, we shall see.