Back from Shake Shack, where I enjoyed a delicious and delovely double cheeseburger and an okay but overpriced root beer.
Confession: I find their fries boring for such a quality jernt (an opinion heard far and wide). (That's not the confession, btw. Read on...)
For my taste, a heap of boring fries is the stupidest intake of bad carbs this side of a heaping plate of white bread, and so I asked myself: "Self, what could possibly be better than a side dish of -- instead of fries, a single cheeseburger?"