Topic: THE X-RATED GEESE (Read 31672 times)

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #270 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:06:21 PM »

Quote from: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:23:31 PM

What about "beefcake" then, td!

The best of both sides, hey?

Please remember DR Charles "More Joi Lansing in panties, please! " Pogu takes ofense at gratuitous Beefcake.

der "alway striving for hamony" Brucer

bk · « **Reply #271 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:07:40 PM »

Japan is the home of the white cotton panty. And that's why I'm goin' to live in Japan, baby.

JMK · « **Reply #272 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:09:36 PM »

No....Udaho!

I just feel that bears (or bares) repeating.

Michael · « **Reply #273 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:16:03 PM »

A ten page day and we haven't even hit 11pm on east coast of the US of A!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #274 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:21:30 PM »

From your friendly FOX News:

Quote

College's Decision to Allow Men Irks Women
Wednesday, December 08, 2004

NEW YORK — A decision by Wells College , which has been all-women since 1868, to begin admitting male students in order to boost enrollment has riled female students
…
"We all leave our doors unlocked. We can run around in our nighties. It's all girls and we feel really safe and that will change," said student Starbuck Hersey.

A hearing on the lawsuit against the school is scheduled for Dec. 16. Until then, the school is actively recruiting male applicants.

Advertising the bit about running around in nighties should aid in recruitment.

der Brucer

Think I'll apply for a job as Dean of ATO - you know, Dean of Men, Dean of Women, Dean of All The Others.

Panni · « **Reply #275 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:22:52 PM »

I have a drawer full of white cotton panties. And I've never even flown over Tokyo.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #276 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:23:45 PM »

Quote from: Michael Shayne on December 18, 2004, 07:16:03 PM

A ten page day and we haven't even hit 11pm on east coast of the US of A!

We are a peaceful people- we don't go around hitting "11pm".

Panni · « **Reply #277 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:24:34 PM »

I repaired a window today. Just want you all to know that. Yesterday the Domestic Goddess. Today Ms. Fixit (and Joi Lansing by proxy).

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #278 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:26:36 PM »

Quote from: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:22:52 PM

I have a drawer full of white cotton panties.

Well, if you have a Yard Sale you'll be the talk of Studio City!

der Brucer (who thought struggling screenwriters could only afford burlap panties)

François de Paris · « **Reply #279 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:30:22 PM »

Quote from: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:22:52 PM

I have a drawer full of white cotton panties.

That leaves me panting!!

JMK · « **Reply #280 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:31:24 PM »

Is Starbuck Hersey Seagull Hers(h)ey's daughter?

bk · « **Reply #281 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:31:43 PM »

Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!

François de Paris · « **Reply #282 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:24:34 PM

I repaired a window today. Just want you all to know that. Yesterday the Domestic Goddess. Today Ms. Fixit (and Joi Lansing by proxy).

Nothing's better than self-satisfaction!

François de Paris · « **Reply #283 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:33:52 PM »

Quote from: bk on December 18, 2004, 07:31:43 PM

Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!

"I Know A Boat You Can Get On...."

Panni · « **Reply #284 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:37:18 PM »

Quote from: bk on December 18, 2004, 07:31:43 PM

Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!

Sayonara, bk-san.

JMK · « **Reply #285 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:43:54 PM »

Volume 2 of Percy Faith's Columbia Singles includes the Theme from Sayonara. And Indiscreet. Both somehow appropriate.

JMK · « **Reply #286 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:48:45 PM »

Not to mention Land of the Pharoahs. (Screenplay by William Faulkner).

JMK · « **Reply #287 on:** December 18, 2004, 07:52:14 PM »

Baby Doll, too. Kenyon Hopkins never swung like Percy swings him, LOL.

Michael · « **Reply #288 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:01:24 PM »

I was going through an old tv guide. Here what was on Thursday night december 2000

NBC
8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends
9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends
9:30 My Gay Friends
10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

PUBLIC ACCESS
8:00 Blurry Steve
8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?
9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Coed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui

LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Fourth Husband in Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped in Pigturd!
8:30 Roadkill Recipe to Warm the Cockles of Your Heart
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck

François de Paris · « **Reply #289 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:45:48 PM »

The more it changes, the more it stays the same!

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

Watch for:

in years to come....

Dubya: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
M. Eisner: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
M. Mouse: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
J. Andrews: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
R. Disney: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
DR Danise: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills --OH! NO!
DR BK: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills-- What?!

etc, etc, etc...

Choose A Name: Our New Reality Show!

Miss Vickie: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

François de Paris · « **Reply #290 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:48:22 PM »

DR Tomovoz: A Nightmare Descent Into Pooze & Bills

Those Aussies! They HAVE to be different!

François de Paris · « **Reply #291 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Michael Shayne on December 18, 2004, 08:01:24 PM

I was going through an old tv guide. Here what was on Thursday night december 2000

NBC
8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends
9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends
9:30 My Gay Friends
10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

PUBLIC ACCESS
8:00 Blurry Steve
8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?
9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Coed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui

LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Fourth Husband in Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped in Pigturd!
8:30 Roadkill Recipe to Warm the Cockles of Your Heart
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck

Michael,

Those titles are cracking me up! Are they real?
I guess they are!

François de Paris · « **Reply #292 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:52:22 PM »

9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?

That has to be another title for
LARRY KING LIVE!

François de Paris · « **Reply #293 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:55:52 PM »

Do We Have Dear Readers On Line? Hello?

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #294 on:** December 18, 2004, 08:57:54 PM »

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]! ! ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIRTHDAY TWIN DR PENNYO ! ! ! ! ![/move]

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #295 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:01:45 PM »

Good Evening!

Good shows today. However - and this isn't really a good "sign" - I seem to get sleepy right after the opening number is finished. Hmm... I even took a cat nap on the floor of the "pit" during the intermission of the second show. -However, everyone seemed a bit "yawn-y" today, so... -Now, that was "yawn-y", as opposed to "yanni" which are Greek-style green beans, or "Yanni" which is Greek-style "cheese".

In other news...

I was a "bad son" today. I did not make it over to the hospital this morning before the show to visit my father. Yes, I do feel guilty about it, and my mom's "stare" when I came into the house tonight didn't help matters either. Of course, when I asked how he was doing and when he was due home, all I got was, "He's fine. In a few days." So... Information, please! But I will try my best to be a good son tomorrow morning. *I'm also feeling much better today - no more sniffles and throat stuff, so... -When I walked out of the hospital the other day, I actually wasn't feeling too hot. Hospitals are full of sick people, ya' know.

OH! And on Page 10 already!!!! WOW!!!!!

Michael · « **Reply #296 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:02:15 PM »

The new gay comedy series.

Leave it, It's Beaver

Matt H. · « **Reply #297 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:03:50 PM »

Well, I'm sorry I'm so late logging in tonight, but naturally I couldn't rest until I had seen WHAT IF? and one viewing led to another, and well, you know how it goes. . . .

It's inventive, hilarious, touching, and loads of fun. Kudos to all.

Favorite first act moment - "Audition" (The FIDDLER What If?). As someone who has done two different productions of A CHORUS LINE with the original Bennett choreography, your choreographers did a fabulous job sticking in moments from those steps throughout that number. It was delirious delight watching it.

Favorite second act moment - not sure of the title, but Track 21 solo "Beautiful Inside" maybe? Beautifully sung with just the perfect sense of poignancy. Memorable.

François de Paris · « **Reply #298 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:04:35 PM »

8:30 Being Hit By The Boy Whose Mommy Didn't Mean To Kill Several Female Friends

10:00 Voyage To The Bottom Of Boy George Being Hit By My Gay Friends

Your turn!!

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #299 on:** December 18, 2004, 09:05:46 PM »

DR MBarnum - Congrats on accomplishing your misson!!

I'm just hoping my car last for another two months or so... Just as long as it makes it to my departure day for NYC!!

Btw, my Ford Escort Wagon - blue - is 11 years and 4 months. And it's about to hit 200,007 miles! And it still gets about 35mph! Sometimes more if the moon is right!

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