Joke Time on Saturday night:
The wife of a man who lived in Maine disappeared. A week later the police showed up at his door.
They said: Well, sir, we have bad news, good news, and better news for you. How do you wish to receive it?
Man: I'll take the bad news first.
Police: I'm afraid your wife is dead, we pulled her body from the bay this morning.
Man: Oh, dear. Well, what's the better news?
Police: Well, when we brought her up, we found a dozen of the biggest and best Maine lobsters clinging to her, so we thought we'd share them with you.
Man: Oh.....what's the best news?
Police: Well....we're bringing her up again tomorrow.