in rē Dolly: After I saw Ginger in Madison, I went to Dallas to visit my parents, and lo and behold, Ginger was playing at a huge Roman colloseum and we were way up in the balcony. Get this, BK. The minute the dialogue started, and we couldn't understand a word, my Dad the retired FBI agent marched up the aisle, cornered an usher, and in minutes we were reseated in the orchestra.
Alas! Had Si taken me to dinner I might have introduced my parents to Ginger.