Dear lovely reader Jane, I have looked in vain, Jane, for a short review on Goodreads. So, to be plain Jane, vain isn't good so please review so I can read your lovely brief thoughts. That way I won't go insane, Jane, and remain, Jane, my lovely, calm self. In the main, Jane, the rain, Jane, in Spain, Jane, stays mainly on the plain, Jane, except in the Ukraine, Jane, where things are a bit insane, Jane. I know it's a pain, Jane, but just get on the train, Jane, before the hours wane, Jane, and before I'm forced to watch Citizen Kane, Jane.