Finally: When I arrived at Hamilton High School last night, I was greeted by the sight of a girl wearing ugly pants that were so low her butt crack was there for all to see. I decided to prove to you once and for all that I am not making these things up. Unfortunately, in this photograph, whilst her butt crack is still perfectly visible, her shirt, which just a moment before, had been up about two inches, had been pulled down slightly, but not enough to hide the evidence. I present said evidence to you, the butt crack jury, now.