I had to say it before DR TCB did.
I think I might have to invest in a whole new faucet system, which might need an actual plumber to do the work.
The closest I got was Xanthippoy, which could be a name. Like Pericles Xanthippoy of Athens.
I think if I get a cat, I will name him Pericles.
DR George, I wonder how your sister decides which Hallmark Christmas movies she wants to save. Since, from what I've seen, they're all THE SAME MOVIE.