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[George]

Today would have been my father's 100th birthday. I love him and miss him enormously, but I still want to dig up his body and kick his ass for the mess he caused with that Ohio property.

{{{HUGS!!}}}

[George]

Oh, look!  It's Page Three!

[George]

[George]

What fresh hell is this?

[George]

Oh.  I guess someone already thought of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61jtkY9y-M

That's...interesting.  He's very good.

[George]

I have known about the crazy cream cheese shortage in the markets and am glad I don't need any.

I have the packets if cream cheese spread from Costco, so I'm definitely all set there.

[George]

Tuesday morning greetings!  They basement guy has already been here, found the reason for the water, and fixed it.  Now maybe I can do a little more hall decking without having to wade through a big puddle to get to where we store the Christmas decorations.

Great news about the water being fixed, Ginny!

[John G.]

I don't have cream cheese on hand! Wait, I don't actually need any.

[George]

I don't have cream cheese on hand! Wait, I don't actually need any.

I didn't "need" any cream cheese either, but it didn't stop me from getting any.

[George]

Of course, the best-by date was probably sometime during this past summer, but they're sealed and will still stay good for quite a bit longer. 

[George]

The last time I bought the 50-pack, I had them for more than a year past and those were still good, too.

[Jane]

Bruce how much do you pay for a Thrifty ice cream cone?

[Jane]

Keith just paid $1.99 for a single scoop.

[Jane]

What were they, 5 cents, then 10 when we were young. The memory of 10 cents was for the double scoop Keith would buy. Today he just got a single scoop.

[ChasSmith]

I'm going through PMDT (Package Mis-Delivery Trauma).

I've been following a FedEx shipment that's supposedly been on the truck for delivery today. (Their estimated delivery date had actually been yesterday.) So finally their site said it had been delivered to my front door, no signature required, two hours ago. Nope. Not so. I've been here and I knew no FedEx truck had come to the house. I looked all around, went down to the road and checked the mailbox just in case, then drove around to the house with the same address on another road where we frequently get each other's stuff. Nothing. Came back and tried FedEx's "chat", disputing their delivery notice, whereupon "chat" informs me that this package was to be handed off to the USPS and they're the ones delivering. So I try USPS tracking, and they have no info "yet" on this tracking number.

I think the technical term for this is:  dead in the water.

[John G.]

I love this song.

https://www.playbill.com/article/watch-the-cast-of-broadways-new-company-perform-title-number-on-good-morning-america

[elmore3003]

Oh.  I guess someone already thought of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61jtkY9y-M

That's...interesting.  He's very good.

Are you certain that is a "he" and not a tranny? That little curl on the side of the head and the plucked eyebrows are awfully precious.

[elmore3003]

Well, I've just booked an Access-a-Ride to get me home from Lenox Hill Hospital tomorrow. Pray for me.

[John G.]

Oh.  I guess someone already thought of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61jtkY9y-M

That's...interesting.  He's very good.

Are you certain that is a "he" and not a tranny? That little curl on the side of the head and the plucked eyebrows are awfully precious.

They am good.

[KevinH]

Good afternoon!

[Jrand74]

Vibes for DR ELMORE.

[Jrand74]

The man doing the appraisal said he would have a document for us in a "couple of days".....at first he said it would be about an hour.  He was there for over two hours....  He just kept saying....'you have a lot of stuff....."  and  "interesting.....'

So we shall see what we shall see.

[Jrand74]

Christmas Wrath!

It's about five days early for it - but I am sure it's evident in some places.

[Jrand74]

Now I want to buy some cream cheese even though I never have....I HAVE TO HAVE SOME.....NOW!

[Jrand74]

I am horrified by the delivery story that DR CHAS SMITH has reported.....

It's got to be SOMEWHERE......

[elmore3003]

I am horrified by the delivery story that DR CHAS SMITH has reported.....

It's got to be SOMEWHERE......

This happens on our mail route all the time.  Yes, it was delivered TO THE WRONG ADDRESS!!!

[ChasSmith]

I am horrified by the delivery story that DR CHAS SMITH has reported.....

It's got to be SOMEWHERE......

This happens on our mail route all the time.  Yes, it was delivered TO THE WRONG ADDRESS!!!

YES!!! The nice lady next door just brought it to us.  It was delivered to her -- and not to her front door, but to her mailbox!

[bk]

Jane, I've never bought just a cone at Thrifty's - always a pint or quart.

[bk]

Back from a fun lunch with Kay Cole.

[bk]

Visitor appointment has been rescheduled to tomorrow.