I forgot to mention how compelling, and emotionally draining, DR vixmom's story about the package turned out to be.
We need a top notch playwright to bring it to life on the stage.
I daresay, if Tolstoy had lived in our lifetime he would have done justice to this epic, and that other one he spent so much time on would be but a footnote on a Wikipedia page.
Verdi might have said the HELL with Falstaff, I'm tackling this one.
Sadly, we have lost Julee Cruise, but if David Lynch were inspired to guide composer Angelo Badalamenti in formulating a ... Postal Symphony?
Hey, you never know.