Hang onto your arses, for I am here tonight to tell you, ladies and germs, that PERSON NUMBER ONE on my America’s Most Long Awaited Response list has just responded to my missive.
The missive from July 11th, that is. Which would be the first of my three unanswered questions (in the spirit of Mr. Charles Ives of Danbury). But that hardly matters, since the question was basically the same in all three missives, just tactfully reworded in each.
Praise the Lord and pass the smelling salts. I am SO glad I posted that this morning.