I'm going to have to ask Vixmom how she is so busy and still seamlessly puts on a dinner party for 11 people.
Processed foods are my friends
I fear to confess it amongst such accomplished cooks as we have here, lest I be cast out into the darkness where men weep and gnash their teeth but my holiday cooking style is tinkering with convenience foods.
Canned peas drained and seasoned with some Penzeys Sunny Paris and some good butter
Frozen turnips that I microwaved and stuck in a bowl and sprinkled with some Penzeys Spanish smoked paprika
Refrigerated Mashed potatoes from BJs that I heated, added sour cream and butter, sprinkled with smoky paprika, dabbed with butter and popped back in the oven to brown a bit
Aldi Store brand stuffing mix, 2 boxes turkey, 2 boxes herb made with packaged turkey stock instead of water
Gravy was Aldi brand packaged turkey stock, jarred roast turkey gravy, turkey drippings and the stock from simmering the neck and gizzards with turkey stock and onions
Cauliflower casserole used frozen cauliflower florets steamed in the microwave
Don’t tell my family: they think I can cook.