Well......this morning on LEAVE IT TO BEAVER, a letter arrived at the Cleaver house that encouraged Ward & June to buy one of their children an ACCORDION.
Ward threw it away. Beaver found it and Eddie Haskell encouraged him to send it in. There followed many weeks of Beaver intercepting the mail that kept demanding $280 for the instrument.....which of course made so much noise, he couldn't play it in the house.
A couple of months went by. A man came to the door and demanded that Ward pay him for the accordion. Ward told the man that if there was an accordion in the house that he would EAT it.
And the accordion came down the stairs like a Slinky.