The morning has turned to hell. I may beed to purchase a new printer.
Uh oh.
Cats?
And hasn't it been not so long since you last had to replace one?
(The printer, I mean, not a cat...) 
No, not the cats. It's not accepting orders from the computer well. It took forever to get it to print this morning. I checked all connections several times and it remained offline. Then it suddenly whirred into action, printed my copy of A&T, and stopped. I'e got a shitload of things to print over the next two weeks for my tax accountant. At the moment, I would prefer not to purchase a new one.