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Re: CLASSIC STAND-UP COMEDY
« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2023, 09:00:55 AM »
I also love open-face turkey or roast beef sandwiches.
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« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2023, 09:01:02 AM »
THREE.
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« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2023, 09:01:16 AM »
Oh, heck - I love almost any kind of sandwich.
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« Reply #63 on: May 11, 2023, 09:14:21 AM »
What's not to love?
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« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2023, 09:14:27 AM »
Bread
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Re: CLASSIC STAND-UP COMEDY
« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2023, 09:14:35 AM »
Foodstuffs
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« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2023, 09:15:02 AM »
I have to hand it to the Earl of Sandwich.
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« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2023, 09:15:10 AM »
But I'm not going to.
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« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2023, 09:15:19 AM »
I want it all for myself.
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« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2023, 09:16:02 AM »
Digital art gif. In what looks like a magazine ad for white bread from the 1950s, a little girl watches with wild impatience while a manicured women's hand spreads red jelly onto a piece of bread.
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« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2023, 09:16:38 AM »
What you'd get if you crossed The Bad Seed with Subway.
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« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2023, 09:18:13 AM »
sandwich GIF
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« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2023, 09:38:06 AM »
DR sngdaw, a good BLT would be heaven!
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« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2023, 09:41:05 AM »
I love so many kinds of sandwiches it's not even funny. To single any one out would be a lesson in absurdity. I think the Earl's creation is one of the finest food delivery systems ever imagined.
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« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2023, 09:50:54 AM »
Quote from: Jrand72 on May 11, 2023, 07:37:45 AM
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Zelle?
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« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2023, 09:52:33 AM »
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Loved his Mahler 6th.
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« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2023, 09:52:39 AM »
A great banh-mi on a crusty roll with daikon and meatballs.
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« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2023, 09:53:19 AM »
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« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2023, 09:54:31 AM »
Black Forest ham and Swiss on buttered rye with onion and tomatoes.
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« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2023, 09:54:51 AM »
THIS JUST IN:

Composer Karl Jenkins says he is not Meghan Markle in disguise.
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« Reply #80 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:05 AM »
I don't see it, myself.
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« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:12 AM »
But what do I know?
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« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:23 AM »
Swiss cheese and salted radishes on buttered pumpernickel.
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« Reply #83 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:36 AM »
Good one, DR ChasSmith.        :)
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« Reply #84 on: May 11, 2023, 09:55:37 AM »
A cold Italian sub.
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« Reply #85 on: May 11, 2023, 09:56:40 AM »
OK, now I'm just getting hungry. Between souflee pancakes for breakfast and smorgasbord sandwiches for lunch.
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« Reply #86 on: May 11, 2023, 10:20:48 AM »
Pastrami on rye with mustard
Grilled cheese with a cup of tomato soup or chili
Virginia ham on rye with lettuce, tomato, and Swiss
Muenster on whole wheat with lettuce, tomato, and mayo
Egg, shrimp, or chicken salad with lettuce and tomato on toast
Bagel and lox with cream cheese, tomato and onion
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« Reply #87 on: May 11, 2023, 10:21:26 AM »
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« Reply #88 on: May 11, 2023, 10:45:41 AM »
Hello, everyone.
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« Reply #89 on: May 11, 2023, 10:49:22 AM »
My favorite sandwich used to be cheese and avocado on whole grain bread. But my body has let me know that all dairy products are a no-no, so I often have a veggie sandwich of avocado, lettuce, tomato, and Veganaise.
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