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Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2023, 05:06:56 AM »

PAGE THREE DANCE!! ;D
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« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2023, 05:07:10 AM »

Have a good day, all!!
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« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2023, 05:23:33 AM »

Well, I was cleaning the litterbox when the health crises returned. Luckily, I was already in the bathroom . . .l as soon as I cleaned up myself and finished the litter, I immediately called AAR to cancel today's trips and then called my HMO to reschedule today's appontments. I am now going to lie down until the cramps cease.
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« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2023, 05:27:05 AM »

I have known several men named Dale.

I knew Chip, but never got to know Dale.

Of course, hereabout we had a former DR named Tony Dale. Are your  Dales first-namers or last-namers?
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« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2023, 05:27:54 AM »

I am very glad Rodzinski’s accidents both had happy endings

Yes.

Someone cue up Liza!!!
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« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2023, 05:29:05 AM »

Wordle 697 3/6

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That could have been really bad.  Happily, you landed the first letter of a word that could have had many guesses with different first letters.
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« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2023, 05:30:16 AM »

  Are your Dales first-namers or last-namers?

First names.
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« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2023, 05:30:16 AM »

The holidays must not be far away!

A week from Monday.
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« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2023, 05:30:42 AM »

Very sorry about your health issues, DR elmore3003.
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« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2023, 05:30:46 AM »

I had a package shipped to me from Ireland which was marked as being in NYC, then suddenly went to Michigan where it sat for three weeks before coming back to NYC and finally being put into transit to LI

WTH?? :o

Thank Louis DeJoy who has decimated employment at the postal service and made reliability obsolete.
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« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2023, 05:31:23 AM »

~~~HEALTH VIBES~~~ for both DR elmore3003 and DH Richard.
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« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2023, 05:31:42 AM »

Vibes and hugs, Elmore.
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« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2023, 05:32:38 AM »

I blame Louis DeJoy.

I do as well.

And this is what I get for reading posts backwards!!

Not literally, but starting at the most recent and working back.
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« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2023, 05:33:48 AM »

Found this on the Internet. Don't know if it's accurate:

A schlemiel is the traveler who spills their coffee on a fellow passenger. A schlimazel is the person spilled upon.

I'm not sure how a schnook fits into the picture.





Well, if there is a way, I have confidence that you will find it!   :-*
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« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2023, 05:34:35 AM »

Wordle 697 3/6

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That could have been really bad.  Happily, you landed the first letter of a word that could have had many guesses with different first letters.

I was really surprised that line three was right
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« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2023, 05:35:42 AM »

Happy Wednesday, all.

I hope it's Wednesday where you all are because it's Wednesday here in SC.

It looks to be another beautiful day in Johnston.  We are experiencing temps in the high 80s during the days, but still get down into the 60s at night.

In the summer, the differences are usually no more than 10 degrees...sometimes less.
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« Reply #76 on: May 17, 2023, 05:35:52 AM »

Vibes for Elmore, has there been a change to your meds or meals?
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« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2023, 05:45:34 AM »

Everyone seems to be doing such interesting things these days.

The most interesting thing that has happened to me since last Thursday's play experience was the Mother's Day lunch at the club.

It was a great lunch, featuring all the same menu items, but some prepared differently. There was beef, fried/baked chicken and chicken strips for meats.  We had green beans, lima beans, corn, sweet potatoes and macaroni-and-cheese.  It was a buffet line and we told servers what we wanted.  I had veggies and a piece of fried chicken.

Dessert was a slim slice of pecan pie.

Sitting directly behind me was a local celebrity: Jane Jenkins Herlong, a former Miss South Carolina in 1979 and now a published author and motivational speaker.  She and her husband Thomas are "acquaintances" (i.e. I have met them both) and they live on a peach farm in Edgefield.  She was raised on a tomato farm and had many rural experiences that add to her natural wit and charms.

That's all I know about her other than my mom had a book she wrote called "Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops".

I truly live an extraordinary non-life, do I not!!
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« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2023, 05:51:16 AM »

It is time to get a cup of coffee and begin my day.

I am up much earlier than usual because of my "phantom" doorbell.

Actually, I have three doorbells, and I am not sure which one it is I hear.   I think it must be an electrical issue in that I occasionally hear the doorbell ring one time.

I think I've heard it during the day when I am awake, but don't really recall.  Most often, I  am either in bed or napping when awakened by the bell.  It only rings once. 

This morning, I could not go back to sleep, so here I am.
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« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2023, 05:53:10 AM »

One last thought on the doorbell:

Until I moved into this house, I had never had a doorbell awaken me unless there was someone there to ring it.

What I hope to accomplish with this thought is to rule out a psychosomatic symptom.

Then again, it may be a ghost.
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« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2023, 05:58:23 AM »

I will leave you (promise) with one last morning thought:

Yesterday, in a local FB group I belong to, a person asked if anyone would give her advice on dealing with life.

I suggested:  Never seek advice from strangers on Facebook.

For some odd reason, the post, which had quite a lot of responses, disappeared completely.
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« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2023, 06:03:42 AM »

The crick in my neck has become a huge swath of pain across neck and back.
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« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2023, 06:15:04 AM »

Good morning!
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« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2023, 06:24:07 AM »

~~~PAIN BEGONE VIBES~~~ for DR John G.!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2023, 06:25:00 AM »

Vibes for DRs Jrand, elmore and JohnG and DH Richard.
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« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2023, 06:25:19 AM »

Wordle:  4/6
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« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2023, 06:25:55 AM »

Enjoyed reading of your adventures, DR vixmom.  Looking forward to the next chapter!
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« Reply #87 on: May 17, 2023, 06:28:49 AM »

Let's push
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« Reply #88 on: May 17, 2023, 06:28:59 AM »

And let's shove
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« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2023, 06:29:08 AM »

To the top of the hill!
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