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Re: THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS ASSOCIATION OF MORONS
« Reply #180 on: July 05, 2023, 06:06:06 PM »

Their sweet potato fries are the best we have ever had.
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« Reply #181 on: July 05, 2023, 06:06:59 PM »

I'm glad that his treatments don't prevent having a drink.        :)
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« Reply #182 on: July 05, 2023, 06:07:23 PM »

That would be a dire state of affairs.
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« Reply #183 on: July 05, 2023, 06:07:23 PM »

Page seven dance 👯‍♂️
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« Reply #184 on: July 05, 2023, 06:08:11 PM »

What happens on page seven stays on page seven.
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« Reply #185 on: July 05, 2023, 06:08:13 PM »

I think they are dancing ;D
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« Reply #186 on: July 05, 2023, 06:08:24 PM »

Or so I am told.
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« Reply #187 on: July 05, 2023, 06:08:26 PM »

What happens on page seven stays on page seven.

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« Reply #188 on: July 05, 2023, 06:09:03 PM »

~~~LINES INTO THE CRANUIM VIBES~~~ for DR Jrand72!!!!!!!
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« Reply #189 on: July 05, 2023, 06:13:36 PM »

Ida has just sung One for My Baby. And played the piano too. Dynamite.

“She does more without a voice than anyone I ever heard,” Celeste says when she’s done.
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« Reply #190 on: July 05, 2023, 06:14:00 PM »

If there is a fight at the road house, is that a round house punch in the road house?
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« Reply #191 on: July 05, 2023, 06:14:30 PM »

If you see someone without a voice, give them one of yours.
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« Reply #192 on: July 05, 2023, 06:14:49 PM »

Or at least a clew.
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« Reply #193 on: July 05, 2023, 06:14:52 PM »

Air quality here has improved to "good" today.

We’re going to start having African dust in the air here.
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« Reply #194 on: July 05, 2023, 06:15:18 PM »

Crab rangoon?
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« Reply #195 on: July 05, 2023, 06:15:32 PM »

If there is a fight at the road house, is that a round house punch in the road house?

Richard Widmark goes crazy. Go figure.
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« Reply #196 on: July 05, 2023, 06:15:36 PM »

Don't mind if I do.
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« Reply #197 on: July 05, 2023, 06:16:02 PM »

  We’re going to start having African dust in the air here.

That doesn't sound good.
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« Reply #198 on: July 05, 2023, 06:16:53 PM »

If they're fighting over round house steak, it's a double round house.
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« Reply #199 on: July 05, 2023, 06:17:02 PM »

Round House squared.
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« Reply #200 on: July 05, 2023, 06:17:27 PM »

And then they can put the steaks over their eyes to reduce the swelling.
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« Reply #201 on: July 05, 2023, 06:17:28 PM »

Sex. They’re fighting over sex. What else?
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« Reply #202 on: July 05, 2023, 06:17:42 PM »

It's a very thrifty procedure.
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« Reply #203 on: July 05, 2023, 06:18:13 PM »

Sex. They’re fighting over sex. What else?

And they still are here in the good ole' USA.
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« Reply #204 on: July 05, 2023, 06:18:22 PM »

Some things never change.
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« Reply #205 on: July 05, 2023, 06:18:46 PM »

Goshdarnit.
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« Reply #206 on: July 05, 2023, 06:19:14 PM »

We need more whirled peas.
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« Reply #207 on: July 05, 2023, 06:19:30 PM »

Or bicarbonate of soda.
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« Reply #208 on: July 05, 2023, 06:19:55 PM »

There's a joke in there somewhere.
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« Reply #209 on: July 05, 2023, 06:19:55 PM »

We’re still on seven.
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