The original Tutti Frutti lyrics were about anal penetration. Go know.
Signed by all three principles!
At 5:30 pm the time and temperature sign on the top of the bank read 101 F
89F
And George still must report on his Phase 10 results for the night.
Anyone ever play the card game Hand and Foot? That’s a good time.
Mega Millions was won by nobody tonight. So gonna be over a billion next time. We’re still in the game!
Satire from The Borowitz Report:😄“Trump Only a Few Indictments Away from Clinching G.O.P. Nomination”