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« Reply #210 on: October 18, 2023, 12:15:26 AM »
IT'S THE PAGE EIGHT PAUSE IN THE SONG!! ;)
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« Reply #211 on: October 18, 2023, 12:15:42 AM »
To continue...

The world has gone mad today
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« Reply #212 on: October 18, 2023, 12:15:59 AM »
And good's bad today,
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« Reply #213 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:08 AM »
And black's white today,
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« Reply #214 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:19 AM »
And day's night today,
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« Reply #215 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:29 AM »
When most guys today
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« Reply #216 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:38 AM »
That women prize today
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« Reply #217 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:47 AM »
Are just silly gigolos
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« Reply #218 on: October 18, 2023, 12:16:56 AM »
And though I'm not a great romancer
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« Reply #219 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:06 AM »
I know that I'm bound to answer
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« Reply #220 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:15 AM »
When you propose,
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« Reply #221 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:29 AM »
Anything goes

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« Reply #222 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:39 AM »
If saying your prayers you like,
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« Reply #223 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:51 AM »
If green pears you like
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« Reply #224 on: October 18, 2023, 12:17:59 AM »
If old chairs you like,
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« Reply #225 on: October 18, 2023, 12:18:09 AM »
If back stairs you like,
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« Reply #226 on: October 18, 2023, 12:18:28 AM »
If love affairs you like
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« Reply #227 on: October 18, 2023, 12:18:38 AM »
With young bears you like,
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« Reply #228 on: October 18, 2023, 12:18:46 AM »
Why nobody will oppose!

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« Reply #229 on: October 18, 2023, 12:18:53 AM »
And though I'm not a great romancer
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« Reply #230 on: October 18, 2023, 12:19:01 AM »
I know that I'm bound to answer
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« Reply #231 on: October 18, 2023, 12:19:34 AM »
When you propose,
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« Reply #232 on: October 18, 2023, 12:19:41 AM »
Anything goes...
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« Reply #233 on: October 18, 2023, 12:19:57 AM »
Anything goes!
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« Reply #234 on: October 18, 2023, 12:20:32 AM »
Lyrics (and Music) by Cole Porter. :)
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« Reply #235 on: October 18, 2023, 12:25:06 AM »
This is weird (at least, I don't remember hearing these), according to a lyrics website, the lyrics to the 1989 London cast recording go like this:

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today, any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, God knows anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

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« Reply #236 on: October 18, 2023, 12:25:42 AM »
If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why, nobody will oppose

When every night the set that's smart
Is intruding at nudist parties in studios
Anything goes

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« Reply #237 on: October 18, 2023, 12:27:47 AM »
These lyrics are the same, but then they are totally different:

When the Missus Ned McLean, God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Then I suppose anything goes

When Rockefeller still can hoard enough money
To let Max Gordon produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux
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« Reply #238 on: October 18, 2023, 12:29:22 AM »
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clothes
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Then Nana shows
Anything goes

When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now does a handspring landing upon her toes
Anything goes

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« Reply #239 on: October 18, 2023, 12:30:00 AM »
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
If any brains you've got
From those little radios

So Missus R, with all her trimmin's
Can broadcast abed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes
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